the combination of an

Upper Decker (Pooping in the tank)
Dutch Oven (Farting - then pulling the covers over your partner's head)
and a Blumkin (Getting a blowjob while taking a dump)

In other words - Pooping in the tank while getting a blowjob with a towel over the blowjob giver's head

this is a class move - only performed at major burns (like Burning Man) or in Northern Virginia to settle a blood feud

I thought it was just an upper decker - but the fucker left a picture of my Mom giving him an upper dutch blumkin

Upper Dutch Blumkin by karnakdave July 28, 2011

Related Words

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bruskinkle

the glove compartment handle of a car; also, slang for the newest item to personalize, as celebrities have started to decorate their bruskinkles with gems and precious metals.

Person A: I rollin' on dubs, ghost-rided the whip; what next, homes?

Person B: Yo, pimp the shit out of yo' bruskinkle.

bruskinkle by Busta4651 September 25, 2007

brummin'

engaging in coitus whilst one or more participant(s) dons a sweater vest

So the other day I was watching boohbah and trying to get work done for that tarlegard Boobacz, and my woman called me up and asked if I was up for some brummin' like e.e. cummings, I'd had my spinning cosmonaut for the week, so I agreed to some tender brumming.

brummin' by Awesum Inc. February 9, 2006

blumkin

The term BLumkin is when a man is sitting on the toilet taking a shit. And has his woman come in and give him head during the act of shitting.

"Bitch get your ass in here and give me a blumkin!"

blumkin by Gary B January 12, 2005

eskimo hobo blumkin

To take a shit outside in the snow while recieving a blowjob

DUDE JESSICA TOTALLY GAVE ME AN ESKIMO HOBO BLUMKIN LAST NIGHT!

wow dude...that's fucking gross....

SHE ALSO SWALLOWED!!!

eskimo hobo blumkin by rostaman6 March 10, 2010

Blumkinuku

Getting a blow job while taking a shit and completing your Suduku. (For best results have the Suduku on a clip board resting on her head)

The suduku I was working on was too difficult so I decided to have my wife give me a blumkinuku while I figured it out.

Blumkinuku by Bunny420 November 15, 2006

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026