brumkin 

getting dome while taking a crap

i got brumkin

brumkin by kyle December 9, 2003

Upper Dutch Blumkin 

the combination of an

Upper Decker (Pooping in the tank)
Dutch Oven (Farting - then pulling the covers over your partner's head)
and a Blumkin (Getting a blowjob while taking a dump)

In other words - Pooping in the tank while getting a blowjob with a towel over the blowjob giver's head

this is a class move - only performed at major burns (like Burning Man) or in Northern Virginia to settle a blood feud

I thought it was just an upper decker - but the fucker left a picture of my Mom giving him an upper dutch blumkin

Upper Dutch Blumkin by karnakdave July 28, 2011

bruskinkle 

the glove compartment handle of a car; also, slang for the newest item to personalize, as celebrities have started to decorate their bruskinkles with gems and precious metals.

Person A: I rollin' on dubs, ghost-rided the whip; what next, homes?

Person B: Yo, pimp the shit out of yo' bruskinkle.

bruskinkle by Busta4651 September 25, 2007

brummin' 

engaging in coitus whilst one or more participant(s) dons a sweater vest

So the other day I was watching boohbah and trying to get work done for that tarlegard Boobacz, and my woman called me up and asked if I was up for some brummin' like e.e. cummings, I'd had my spinning cosmonaut for the week, so I agreed to some tender brumming.

brummin' by Awesum Inc. February 9, 2006

blumkin 

The term BLumkin is when a man is sitting on the toilet taking a shit. And has his woman come in and give him head during the act of shitting.

"Bitch get your ass in here and give me a blumkin!"

blumkin by Gary B January 12, 2005

eskimo hobo blumkin 

To take a shit outside in the snow while recieving a blowjob

DUDE JESSICA TOTALLY GAVE ME AN ESKIMO HOBO BLUMKIN LAST NIGHT!

wow dude...that's fucking gross....

SHE ALSO SWALLOWED!!!

eskimo hobo blumkin by rostaman6 March 10, 2010

Blumkinuku 

Getting a blow job while taking a shit and completing your Suduku. (For best results have the Suduku on a clip board resting on her head)

The suduku I was working on was too difficult so I decided to have my wife give me a blumkinuku while I figured it out.

Blumkinuku by Bunny420 November 15, 2006