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Upper Dutch Blumkin
the combination of an
Upper Decker (Pooping in the tank)
Dutch Oven (Farting - then pulling the covers over your partner's head)
and a Blumkin (Getting a blowjob while taking a dump)
In other words - Pooping in the tank while getting a blowjob with a towel over the blowjob giver's head
this is a class move - only performed at major burns (like Burning Man) or in Northern Virginia to settle a blood feud
Upper Decker (Pooping in the tank)
Dutch Oven (Farting - then pulling the covers over your partner's head)
and a Blumkin (Getting a blowjob while taking a dump)
In other words - Pooping in the tank while getting a blowjob with a towel over the blowjob giver's head
this is a class move - only performed at major burns (like Burning Man) or in Northern Virginia to settle a blood feud
I thought it was just an upper decker - but the fucker left a picture of my Mom giving him an upper dutch blumkin
Upper Dutch Blumkin by karnakdave July 28, 2011
Related Words
brumkin • blumkin • Brumpkin • Bumkin • blumkin juice • brummin' • brunking • blumkinated • blumkin backsplash • blumkin berries
bruskinkle
the glove compartment handle of a car; also, slang for the newest item to personalize, as celebrities have started to decorate their bruskinkles with gems and precious metals.
Person A: I rollin' on dubs, ghost-rided the whip; what next, homes?
Person B: Yo, pimp the shit out of yo' bruskinkle.
Person B: Yo, pimp the shit out of yo' bruskinkle.
bruskinkle by Busta4651 September 25, 2007
brummin'
So the other day I was watching boohbah and trying to get work done for that tarlegard Boobacz, and my woman called me up and asked if I was up for some brummin' like e.e. cummings, I'd had my spinning cosmonaut for the week, so I agreed to some tender brumming.
brummin' by Awesum Inc. February 9, 2006
eskimo hobo blumkin
DUDE JESSICA TOTALLY GAVE ME AN ESKIMO HOBO BLUMKIN LAST NIGHT!
wow dude...that's fucking gross....
SHE ALSO SWALLOWED!!!
wow dude...that's fucking gross....
SHE ALSO SWALLOWED!!!
eskimo hobo blumkin by rostaman6 March 10, 2010
Blumkinuku
Getting a blow job while taking a shit and completing your Suduku. (For best results have the Suduku on a clip board resting on her head)
The suduku I was working on was too difficult so I decided to have my wife give me a blumkinuku while I figured it out.
Blumkinuku by Bunny420 November 15, 2006
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