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Untouched for at least 500 years, Brugge (that's how they spell it) is the closest you will ever get to time travel!

If you want to make a woman happy, take her to Brugge!

I went to Brugge on the recommendation of my friends mother so, I didn't think I would like it too much. I was wrong!

I went on a day trip from Paris thinking it would be something I could see in a few hours and not throw off my schedule. I was there for about 5 hours. That was enough to make me change the rest of my plans so I could go back and spend 2 days.

I am not saying you can't see everything you would want to in a few hours but it is the only place where you can feel what it was like 500 years ago.

No ones words will ever do it justice so I won't bother trying. All I will say is, it is the city you will never want to leave. Paris, Berlin, Amsterdam, none of these can compare with Brugge. The people are friendly, the food is good and cheap, the hotels are inexpensive, and the history runs deeper than any other city. Brugges was not bombed in either of the world wars, it is what it was: beautiful!
Bruges the most beautfiul place in Europe!!!!!
Bruges by Tom September 28, 2004
Words you can keep
Is a shithole.
Bruges, Belgium
Bruges by Buba Maro March 12, 2009
Related Words
as a noun: idiot, asshole, boring person
as an adjective: boring, stupid
Adapted from the movie In Bruges, where Bruges is considered by Colin Farrell to be the most boring, stupid place on earth.
Shut up, Marie, you're such a bruges!
Ugh... this party is so bruges...

In Bruges 

A particular state of mind when you're so annoyed with someone/something that you start to say f*#k in nearly every sentence. As in the movie of the same name.
Hey token red-shirted security officer, we need you to join Kirk, Spock and McCoy on a field mission *

* token red-shirted security officer is likely to be 'In Bruges' now
In Bruges by typingduck October 16, 2008

bruceshad 

The phrase exclaimed upon the successful completion of a survey on GrindaBuck.com. Formerly known as "putting it on the board."
Hell yeah, I just got 500 gabs for that survey! "BRUCESHAD!"
bruceshad by nazagual June 7, 2017

Brucesexual 

Homosexual branch running down to the DEO (DropEmOff) Branch of Homosexuality. You'll find this new meaning of gay and be welcome by fellow twins. They/Them/Twin/DEO
I've been watching Bruce for a while now and I'm starting to feel homosexual. Bartholomew - No Twin, That's Brucesexual. It's normal around here. GIFT TKG Profit a sub to support all Brucesexual
Brucesexual by DEODicktionary July 3, 2021

Brugerger 

Bru・ger・ger

Brugerger is a noun, meaning llama with a silly hat.

Some of it's synonyms are goofy, silly, delusional, and mentally ill (like llamas in silly hats!)
"ok dude you're gonna needa stop for a minute, because you're being a little too brugergery"
Brugerger by cinnabonluv July 20, 2023
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