brownouts 

When you go drinking and the next morning or sometimes later that nights you realize that pieces of the night are missing from your memory. To fluctuate between remembering and being blackout drunk.

GUY 1: What'd you do last night

GUY 2: Well I remember playing drinking games at the house, I don't know how but I somehow eneded up at a club. The next thing I remember was being in a cab with two hot girls who didn't speak english. I must of fucked up though because I woke up on the doorstep to the house.

GUY 1: Fucking Brownouts always screw you over in the end.

brownouts by jiffrey June 30, 2007

keystone brownout

A rancid, liquid bowel movement after drinking too many Keystone (or Stones for short). Usually starts with a Questionable Fart or two, followed by rumbly in the ole tummy.

Then, the victim experiences a few convulsions, perhaps even a full blown seizure. Then all hell breaks loose, with a violent powerful ass blast with the consistency of Spackle or paint. The victim then angrily vows never to drink Stones again, but usually succumbs later on.

Gordon stopped by his apartment to get just a little taste of some crack. He quickly freebased a few hits, gobbled a few Loratabs, and slammed 16 Keystone light beers.

He was eagerly anticipating the toga party with hot co-eds. He changed into his white toga and went on his way. About halfway to the party, he experienced a Keystone Brownout in the car and had to terminate his plans.

keystone brownout by Jrubadub March 27, 2012

Dunkin blownuts

A bros way of referencing “Dunkin’ Donuts”

“Bro get me a girly ass pumpkin drink at dunkin blownuts”

Dunkin blownuts by chHAad February 7, 2021

workplace brownout 

When you call in sick to your workplace as a comment against administrative policy and wind up shitting all over your colleagues who must do your job.

Let’s make a powerful stink and pull a workplace brownout!

workplace brownout by Dr Bunnygirl October 31, 2020

brownsuasion

Persuasion among people that certain brown-eyed people are evil or arrogant just because they have brown eyes.

Jack: I'm afraid to talk to him cause he has brown eyes.

John: Oh c'mon, thats just your own silly brownsuasion.

brownsuasion by street77 March 27, 2009

Brownout

When you shit your pants

POO POO PIKER PepeLaugh after he has a brownout

Brownout by Corirn April 18, 2019

brownout

memory loss less severe than a blackout, generally spanning 15-20 minutes and sandwiched by periods of clear to semi-clear recollection, and almost always after a duration of heavy binge drinking.

Stacy had a nice brownout last night, he remembers getting home but doesn't recall eating at Los Tres Panchos.

brownout by scumbunch November 1, 2006