brownhatter

A bull queer who, on extracting his cock from his quean's arse, finds its helmet covered in shit.

Tony Blair's brownhatted himself over the Iraqi war.

by yadswyver June 29, 2003

brown hatter

Pejorative. A male homosexual, so-called due to the propensity of the tip of the male member to become coated with feces during the act of anal intercourse.

Boy George is the king of the brown hatters.

by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006

brown hatter's overalls

Pajamas, as worn by many men up until the late 70's, when central heating in the UK was commonly installed in many homes.

Bob was wearing his brown hatter's overalls when I called 'round this morning

by ward b July 6, 2007

brown hatter

A bottsman. With shit on his helmet.

"You comin' out with us down Brighton tonight?"

"Fuck off, you brown hatter! I know what you lot do on a night out!"

by Baron Of Stuff December 3, 2007

brown hatter

Fudge Packer

Self confessed player of the pink Obow

by simon August 23, 2003

brown hatter

When the hat of your penis is brown, you are a brown hatter.

Also a kind of flower.

I went to the garden show and saw lots of brown hatters lying in a (flower) bed

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 26, 2004

brownbatter

When evidence is presented of one's physical assault on a spouse/significant other, the act of mumbling inane excuses such as memory-loss. Named after Chris Brown's appearance on Larry King.

"I don't know how she/hot hurt, it was all so confusing. I must have ... mumblemumble."

"That's just a bunch of brownbatter. You need help."

by lovekraft September 5, 2009