Confessed 

Well he confessed to a pastor and then his father turned him in but that isn't "regular people" that's 1 guy who was told the truth by the guy who did it telling another guy and WHO THAT GUY TOLD... Was the police. That isn't Eric being involved in crime which is clearly what you're insinuating you want. Because Eric is the only one who is the only one who is allowed to do crime and get away with it guys! Those are the rules! But seriously, relax. The FBI shared the surveillance footage of the escape. He turned himself in to a priest basically. That's not you behind a fucking Sherlock Holmes super crime-man.

Hym "I mean, he confessed immediately is how I heard it and the police are the once who shared the footage of the guy for identification. What did regular people do? Nothing. Which is what they SHOULD do. I mean it's not like they hacked to footage our of that building and fuckin triangulate the fuckin guy's whereabouts or something, Jesus."

Confessed by Hym Iam September 14, 2025

Confused him 

Hanson wrote refuse into confused in his homework, but he was confused when he typed refuse, and he typed confused instead. Now we're more confused than him.

My friend wanted a piece of paper to draw on, in exchange he would give me 3 dollars but l confused him.

Student A: Should be refuse

All students: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Confused him by JohnMakFan January 10, 2021

confused boner 

A term for when one is aroused by something they know they should not be aroused by.

"When I looked at that picture of Kermit and miss Piggy making out I got a confused boner"

confused boner by Naked Mongoose May 15, 2014

confused screaming 

When you don't know what the hell is happening and you confused AF

Friend: I don't like women because women like dick and that's gay.

Me: *confused screaming*

confused screaming by DontHaveALife April 13, 2018

doorknob confession 

A doorknob confession is a term used by some clinicians/therapists to define the phenomena of the person receiving therapy, or the client, to divulge something incredibly important or critical in the last few minutes of a therapy session. The content of the "confession" is important enough to cause the session to go on longer than originally planed and may include themes such as: a death in the family, suicidal/self harming thoughts or actions, a relationship crisis, drastic change in living situation, ect.

As she stood to leave the therapist's office she gave the doorknob confession that her sister was being physically abused by their step-father.

doorknob confession by Ms. Psyche October 3, 2011

Confess to your crush day 

Go ahead and tell your crush you like them be brave November 25

Just tell them you pussy confess to your crush day

Confess to your crush day by Radiator November 20, 2019

Color Confused 

The new politically correct term for those who are "color blind".

Billy: "Mom! Shawn from school is so color blind that he can't tell red from green!"

Mom: "Watch your mouth Billy! The correct term is color confused."

Color Confused by andIwaslikeyes March 12, 2011