brownbatter

When evidence is presented of one's physical assault on a spouse/significant other, the act of mumbling inane excuses such as memory-loss. Named after Chris Brown's appearance on Larry King.

"I don't know how she/hot hurt, it was all so confusing. I must have ... mumblemumble."

"That's just a bunch of brownbatter. You need help."

by lovekraft September 5, 2009

Brownbacker

"Brownbacking is unprotected anal sex, or anal sex without condoms. The term should be understood to refer to risky unprotected anal with multiple and often anonymous partners and a self-identified "brownbacker"—someone with that bumper sticker on his car—is someone who seeks unprotected anal sex with multiple and often anonymous partners. Brownbackers prefer that term because it sounds sexy and healthy and glamorous and it lends itself to brownback-glamorizing bullshit. ... It associates shitty behavior and shitty choices with actual shit."

As a Brownbacker, a guy will often end up with santorum all over his dick.

by nezus November 9, 2009

brown batter

When you take a shit and its liquid and poors out like, cake batter out of a mixing bowl.

Your mom must be making a cake in the toilet, judgeing by the brown batter.

by Matthew Kibby December 13, 2006

brownbagger

an ugly ass girl with a smoking body
also see BENGAL

its called a brownbagger... cuz shes one of those girls that ud fuck if they had a brown bag over there head

by THE BIG BLACK COCK June 10, 2003

brownhatter

A bull queer who, on extracting his cock from his quean's arse, finds its helmet covered in shit.

Tony Blair's brownhatted himself over the Iraqi war.

by yadswyver June 29, 2003

double brownbagger

n. see brownbagger. A female who is so unattractive that you require not just one brown bag on her head while having sex, but one on your own in case hers falls off.

Fred: Hey Billy, here's a picture of my new wife Jen, isn't she great?

Bill: Damn.....double brownbagger.

by D-Glove February 24, 2004

Brownbacker

Someone that stabs you in the back and then brown noses you to make it back up.

I just caught that brownbacker in bed with my little sister and now he wants to volunteer to buy refreshments for their next girl scout meeting.

by dopple20422 December 31, 2009