lovekraft's definitions

stimulitis

the cringing feeling that any government money handouts really hides more control of our daily lives.

I think there's a bad trend of stimulitis overrunning our elected officials.

by lovekraft August 24, 2009

brownbatter

When evidence is presented of one's physical assault on a spouse/significant other, the act of mumbling inane excuses such as memory-loss. Named after Chris Brown's appearance on Larry King.

"I don't know how she/hot hurt, it was all so confusing. I must have ... mumblemumble."

"That's just a bunch of brownbatter. You need help."

by lovekraft September 5, 2009

comic book nerd

Someone who is versed in all matters pertaining to comic books. Can recite facts and story lines in an instant.
Most knowledge is found to be completely irrelevant to the rest of the world.

"I'm not a comic book nerd."
"Yes, you are. You know that Thor's magic hammer is called Mjolnir."

by Lovekraft February 17, 2009

4th Grader

A dolt. Someone who ISN'T smarter than a Fifth Grader.

Man, Louis is such a 4th grader. He couldn't even remember his own birthdate.

by Lovekraft December 15, 2008

4th grader

referring to the show "Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader." Someone who is a dolt.

Man Juan is a 4th Grader. He couldn't even remember his own birthday!

by Lovekraft December 15, 2008

stamp it

when there is no bottle opener handy, slamming the bottle top on a hard surface to release the cap.

- Where's the bottle opener, dude?
- Who cares! Stamp it on the coffee table.

by Lovekraft December 19, 2008

firestick

The barbecue lighter that is used for lighting candles that have hard-to-reach wicks.

Hey, hand me that firestick. I don't want to burn my fingers.

by Lovekraft December 29, 2008