comic book nerd

Someone who is versed in all matters pertaining to comic books. Can recite facts and story lines in an instant.
Most knowledge is found to be completely irrelevant to the rest of the world.

"I'm not a comic book nerd."
"Yes, you are. You know that Thor's magic hammer is called Mjolnir."

by Lovekraft February 17, 2009

mom-aholic

The common trend of single mothers who are unable to fully free themselves from motherhood, thus stifling growth in any relationship she tries to establish.

"You don't care about my children!"
"Of course I do, it's just that we never get to spend time together alone. You're a mom-aholic."

by Lovekraft February 03, 2009

stamp it

when there is no bottle opener handy, slamming the bottle top on a hard surface to release the cap.

- Where's the bottle opener, dude?
- Who cares! Stamp it on the coffee table.

by Lovekraft December 11, 2008

blister boots

What you call your new pair of winter boots that give you blisters and other pain before being worked in.

Man, my feet are killing me. It'll take another week to work these blister boots in.

by Lovekraft January 28, 2009

ABT syndrome

ANYTHING BUT THIS syndrome occurs when a relationship sours and your significant other doesn't care where the two of you go, as long as it's separate ways. Reconciliation is impossible.

I think my girlfriend has ABT syndrome. No matter how hard I try, it's just not good enough.

by Lovekraft January 12, 2009

stimulitis

the cringing feeling that any government money handouts really hides more control of our daily lives.

I think there's a bad trend of stimulitis overrunning our elected officials.

by lovekraft August 24, 2009

scrabbleback

When crouched over a Scrabble game for too long, standing up gives you Scrabble Back - usually applies to those over forty years old.

OK, that's N-O-V-A for seven points. I need a drink. Agh! Major scrabbleback! Ah, it hurts.

by Lovekraft January 14, 2009