brotaco

A term used to refer to a person who needs to explain themselves or calm down. Has its roots in bro, a term used to informally indicate a person generally thought of as a dude or guy.

Alternately, a bro-oriented term of endearment.

Notes for usage:

* May only be used when speaking directly to the intended brotaco. It is incorrect to say, "So-and-so is a brotaco."

* No articles may precede the term. Nobody is ever "a brotaco." They are merely "brotaco."

1) Whoa there, brotaco, you'd better ease up on the old gas pedal, there.
2) You're right about that one, brotaco.

brotaco by Tommy Wommy Womsters January 20, 2011

Brotocol 

The rules and regulations dealing with bro interactions, following Man Law.

"Drew went on a date with my ex-girlfriend last night. What a breach of brotocol."

Brotocol by Brown Magick March 2, 2010

brotazoa 

chillest organism ever

Today i learned about the chillest organisms ever, the brotazoa.

brotazoa by Tellcandyjokes July 2, 2010

Brotatochip 

A term used to call a very close friend.

“Suh dude?”
“Not much brotatochip! How are you doing today?”

Brotatochip by Kevin-Bacon April 26, 2020

brotacular

An amalgamation of bro and spectacular, refering specifically to the special way in which a bro is performing said duties. This creates a hierarchy which differentiates between the average bro and the accentuated BROoooh (sometimes refered to in certain regions as Dudebros) Usually the cause celebre for such an action requires an extreme level of broness exhibited and results in the immediate promotion of the bro to a higher, exalted level of bros known as brodom. For something to have been acknowledged as brotacular, the incident must involve the use of the word 'bro' at least 100 times, and a panel of bros must all come to a brocision in order for the event to be recognized.

Bro Judge #1: Well my bros, i've never seen such dedication to the cause of 'broing' in my entire life.
Bro Judge #2: SImply incredible. I never thought i'd hear the glorious word used more than 100 times in one sentence. Simply Brotacular.
Bro Judge #3: Send him the standard issue birkenstocks and polo t's. One of the best displays of brocabulary i've ever seen. *raises his glass*
All: ANOTHER BRO!

brotacular by His Broness January 24, 2008

Couch Brotato 

A buddy who comes over and then stays over for way too long. He is usually just chilling on your couch watching ESPN or Braveheart.

Girl "Hey can you come over?"

Guy "I want to, but I have three Couch Brotatos in my living room."

Couch Brotato by MegaBro June 9, 2010

Brotato Chips 

A bag of Potato Chips you share with your bro's.

Bro 1: Broski can I have some of those chips?

Bro 2: You mean Brotato chips.

Brotato Chips by Brofessor Jory June 4, 2010