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brosnes

When a white boy wannabe Kavinsky macho kid wants to make music in a wanking circle with all of his friends<3 he often forgets his charger at his ONS' house og like to work out every wedensday morning. He lifts more than 100 kilos in bench press and has a masterplan to fuck all his friendzoned girlfriends in one day.
person 1: Man his a real fuckboiplayhh!
person 2: Hell yeah, he's a real Brosnes
by Tungtvann 2 January 3, 2017
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brosesh

a deep conversation (or heart to heart) where two or more individuals divulge secrets or life stories that are not known by many others. The heart to hears usually happen between, but are not limited to, two or more guys. The end result of these conversations is usually a newly formed bond, hysterical sobbing, a new outlook on life, or a homosexual relationship.
"hey, wanna brosesh tonight?" "yea man, i'll bring the tissues"
by bhuggers May 11, 2010
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attack of the brones

Used to describe an inordinate amount of bros in a social situation. Derived from a comibation of the film "Star Wars: Attack of the Clones" and the word "bro."
Man, that party last night was like attack of the brones; the stench of hair gel was overpowering.
by chaz frantz December 28, 2007
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brosensual

It wasn't bro-rape! It was totally brosensual.
by Mitch Tyler October 16, 2010
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bronesty

Honesty that is maintained between two bros that must not be broken. Bronesty is stronger than honesty. It is swearing on the bro code to swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, even if it means having to admit that you're gay.
Tim: In all bronesty, why did you get a broner when you were just looking at me?
Boris: Bronestly, I think I'm gay.
by Timbo-Slice January 3, 2010
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Awkward Broness

A point of awkward silence between bros.
Jeff: I got laid last night by that fat girl, Allegra.
Billa: Cool.
Fool: Cool.
Jeff: Yeah..
Billa: Yup...
Fool: Pfff..
Jeff: *Awkward Broness*
by BillaBamNix January 29, 2009
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Broses

He who is without equal; paragon of perfection, criterion of crunk, whose power and intellect is beyond our ability to fathom or recognize.
Oh Broses, who art in awesome, hallowed be thy mane,
thy ping is none, thy will is phun,
your worth is infinity times seven
by NerdVernacular September 12, 2008
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