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Brosness 

The act of commissioning goods or services from a "Bro" with no intention of monetarily compensating them for their hard earned labor or efforts.
"the guy is like the Donald Trump of Brosness, he asked me and my bro to help him move on saturday, left a note and a key under the matt and said we could have whatever was left in the fridge...the bro wasn't even there.
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Awkward Broness 

A point of awkward silence between bros.
Jeff: I got laid last night by that fat girl, Allegra.
Billa: Cool.
Fool: Cool.
Jeff: Yeah..
Billa: Yup...
Fool: Pfff..
Jeff: *Awkward Broness*
Awkward Broness by BillaBamNix January 29, 2009
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BROSTESS 

A chick that want's to hang with the Bro's, and is willing to wait hand & foot on them to do so.
Hey Bro...The babe who just brought us these Bro Shots is the Brostess with the mostess!
BROSTESS by nozen beefen March 20, 2013
A word used when cunsulting another one bro. It is used most often as a question. More commonly a way of greeting another bro. Stipulation on use include being a bro. See how to be a bro for more information. You can not become a bro you must be born one.
Ex. 1 One bro picks another bro up in his red truck. Conversation, "Broness...?" Response motion to rock! Follow by acknowledgement restatement of "Broness".
Ex. Ditching stuff. When about to ditch items in random place it becomes necessary to ask for the permision to do so from another one bro i.e. Lifting object about to be thrown Convs. "broness...?"Once again in the question format, and "broness" as assurance to again participate in the activity. Note: in this situation broness is not capitalized.
Broness by Alex October 9, 2004
A state of close, unbreakable brotherhood. Such a state requires time, effort, trust and honesty to be fully established.
Broness, I just secured 10 million dollars from my series A round.
Broness by jana :) July 2, 2019

Browness 

The distinct body odor of a person with usually an Iranian or Arabic background. The origin of the pungent smell is easily identified in a crowded place, yet the causes for the smell is not yet known to man.
Wow, I can smell his browness all the way across the room.

A:I hate taking public transportation. Especially the smell in the mornings, it just kills me.
B:I know, bad breath and coffee, mixed with the occasional browness.
Browness by GLIP July 29, 2012

Brosessive 

Represents the phenomenon where individuals become incredibly possessive of their best friends. Said individual becomes very jealous and tries to forbid their best friend from having other friends.
"Yeah, I don't know what's gotten into Kayla. She's my best friend and all, but she gets really mad when I so much as talk to someone in class. I don't know to do, she's being super brosessive."
Brosessive by ENGL1020 September 4, 2013
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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