He who is without equal; paragon of perfection, criterion of crunk, whose power and intellect is beyond our ability to fathom or recognize.
Oh Broses, who art in awesome, hallowed be thy mane,
thy ping is none, thy will is phun,
your worth is infinity times seven
thy ping is none, thy will is phun,
your worth is infinity times seven
by NerdVernacular August 16, 2006
alternative to bro, brother, broseph, or man. combination of moses and bro/brother, evolved from the standard biblical companionship term broseph
what u been up to lately broseph? I hit up the mall, ate some taco bell and drank a baja blast, what about you broses.
by $W.M.$ July 20, 2010
A heterosexual male should be allowed to give another heterosexual male flowers, as long as they both refer to them as "Broses."
by SnugglesKnucklecock April 25, 2011
(Bro- Roses) Roses given to the male gender in an effort to be kind, but are often looked down upon.
Dude who got flowers for your mom?
Nah dude those are my Broses. Livvi got them for me when I was having a bad day.
Ah I'm sorry about the flowers and your masculinity bro!
Nah dude those are my Broses. Livvi got them for me when I was having a bad day.
Ah I'm sorry about the flowers and your masculinity bro!
by Infected Crayons May 11, 2011
Prose written for bros. Popular works of brose include Rippetoe's Starting Strength and Schwarzenegger's Education of a Bodybuilder.
Not to be confused with broetry.
Not to be confused with broetry.
by CowManCheeseBall February 28, 2014
by bmic March 27, 2013
a close friend. Someone who understands your complete vocabulary; especially the words no one else recognizes.
by Matthew Van Gorder May 13, 2008