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Brosistance

When a dude is having problems and calls on another dude for assistance.
Man I'm having major girl problems I need brosistance.
Brosistance by Face!!!!! July 25, 2009
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brosismance 

Like a bromance and a sismance but with a boy and a girl that have a awesome relationship but not in the relationship way.
Person 1 : WHOA did you see Bob and Becky?

Person 2: I KNOW!! They wont stop hanging out they totally have a brosismance.
brosismance by CEMPH April 24, 2011
Like Broscience except the subject is wars. OSINT stands for open source intelligence.

Word of mouth knowledge passed off as fact, primarily among call of duty players who are watching the Ukraine war on Twitter with CNN on mute in the backround. Generally spouted by English speakers with no war or analysis experience of any kind. They sperg out on little details on maps that are being passed around social media. The conclusion is, Russia is always losing.
CNN said that the ghost of Kiev shot down 40 Russian planes. The brOSINT on Twitter estimated the number to be 34 planes. (the ghost of Kiev doesn't exist)
brOSINT by FSO900 May 7, 2022

brolisted 

The friendzone, for girls.

When you try to hangout with a guy you like, and somehow you become one of his bros and he wouldn't even think of dating you.
"You and Chris get along so well! You should totally date!"

"I wish! But I've been brolisted..."

"Aww, girl, that sucks!"
brolisted by leglesslegolegolas February 4, 2013
The bumping of clenched fists by two male friends, in a totally heterosexual manner that represents their commitment to each other and their dedication to their bromance.

Similar to a man-hug in its origin, the brofist is a masculine way of representing deep affection between two males, and can symbolize celebration, comradery, sympathy, or the sealing of a pact between the active brofisters.
Guy #1: Hey man, thanks for helping me out yesterday.
Guy #2: No problem. /brofist ensues
brofist by Yatsu June 5, 2009

Brosisuncant 

This is when your father has sex with your grandma and their baby is a hermaphrodite (both boy and girl parts)

Thus, this offspring would be both your brother and sister as well as your uncle and aunt all at the same time.

It is a brosisuncant (bro-sis-unk-ant)
What are you going to do mom now that your husband just made the family a brand new baby brosisuncant?
Brosisuncant by Sp@deasp@ade May 28, 2018