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Brositis
Joint pain caused by participating in activities with your bros.
Examples of such activities include but are not limited to: Sitting around playing video games for too many hours on end, injuring one's self during a "hold my beer" moment, or passing out in an awkward and/or uncomfortable place or position (like the back seat of a Volkswagen).
Examples of such activities include but are not limited to: Sitting around playing video games for too many hours on end, injuring one's self during a "hold my beer" moment, or passing out in an awkward and/or uncomfortable place or position (like the back seat of a Volkswagen).
"Bruh...my Brositis is really acting up today after jumping out of Chad's window and sleeping in the bushes last night."
Brositis by JimTheGrim September 1, 2018
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Bösitismus
Die ausrottung aller bösig-artigen Menschen fand im 21. Jahrhundert statt.
Bösigers sind hässliche dicke viecher, die keinen respekt gegenüber andern haben und das Leben andere mit Menschen schlimmer machen so das sie ihn umbringen wollen. Bei jedem Schritt gibt es ein kleines erdbeben auf der anderen seite der Welt. Die Bösis haben dich im Adlerauge also ACHTUNG!
Darum gibt es Bösitismus: das ausroten von Bösis
Bösigers sind hässliche dicke viecher, die keinen respekt gegenüber andern haben und das Leben andere mit Menschen schlimmer machen so das sie ihn umbringen wollen. Bei jedem Schritt gibt es ein kleines erdbeben auf der anderen seite der Welt. Die Bösis haben dich im Adlerauge also ACHTUNG!
Darum gibt es Bösitismus: das ausroten von Bösis
Bösitismus unser:
Bösi unser im Fett,
geheiligt werde dein Bauch.
Deine Mutter,
deinen Fetten Arsch
wie im himmel so in ihrem Bauch.
Unser täglichen zusammenschiss gib und heute,
Und vergib uns nicht unsere Schuld,
wie auch wir sie nicht vergeben.
Und verführe uns nicht in deine häslichkeit,
sonder erlöse und von deiner Stimme.
Den dein ist das Fett und das Gewicht,
in Herrlichkeit und Ewigkeit
AMEN
Bösi unser im Fett,
geheiligt werde dein Bauch.
Deine Mutter,
deinen Fetten Arsch
wie im himmel so in ihrem Bauch.
Unser täglichen zusammenschiss gib und heute,
Und vergib uns nicht unsere Schuld,
wie auch wir sie nicht vergeben.
Und verführe uns nicht in deine häslichkeit,
sonder erlöse und von deiner Stimme.
Den dein ist das Fett und das Gewicht,
in Herrlichkeit und Ewigkeit
AMEN
Bösitismus by DICKIPIKI September 15, 2022
Brosiris
Brosiris by treyshot22 August 19, 2010
Broitis
The social malady in which a female continuously acts like a "bro" even in situations that warrant femininity.
Girl #1: "So how did your date go last night?"
Girl #2: "Awful. He went in for a kiss and I gave him a chest bump. I seriously suffer from broitis."
Girl #2: "Awful. He went in for a kiss and I gave him a chest bump. I seriously suffer from broitis."
Broitis by Ganja_Girl April 4, 2012
Bröstisar
Ordet Bröstisar är ett ord som används för att småbarn ska förstå vad de hängande sakerna på pappas bröst är
Bröstisar by SavageBoi12345 August 16, 2017
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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fauxstalgia
Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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