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Definitions by FSO900

This is the gold standard definition of the term douchebag

"Douchebag" generally refers to a male with a certain combination of obnoxious characteristics related to attitude, social ineptitude, outward presentation and attire. He has an inflated sense of self-worth, compounded by a lack of social grace and self-awareness. An overzealous, pompous or vexatious asshole totally overdone with tattoos, piercings and ridiculous outfits. They are prone to demonstrating signs of bratty male entitlement. They might not deliberately set out to make the world a worse place but, thanks to their vanity and self-infatuation and myopic obliviousness, that’s exactly what they do.
Give it up for the 3 most preeminent douchebags on planet earth.....Lewis Hamilton, Neymar daSilva and Jake Paul !! Honourable mention goes to Alejandro Garnacho.
Douchebag by FSO900 June 3, 2026
Like Broscience except the subject is wars. OSINT stands for open source intelligence.

Word of mouth knowledge passed off as fact, primarily among call of duty players who are watching the Ukraine war on Twitter with CNN on mute in the backround. Generally spouted by English speakers with no war or analysis experience of any kind. They sperg out on little details on maps that are being passed around social media. The conclusion is, Russia is always losing.
CNN said that the ghost of Kiev shot down 40 Russian planes. The brOSINT on Twitter estimated the number to be 34 planes. (the ghost of Kiev doesn't exist)
brOSINT by FSO900 May 7, 2022
A person who is not perceptive or aware of how overly stylish they are trying to be.
I was at a club in Dallas Texas and Tyler Seguin from the Dallas Stars hockey team was standing on a table with no shirt and tight jeans. I quickly realized that this man is an epic douchebag.
douchebag by FSO900 May 13, 2016