-When a man has no money to take a girl out. It occurs directly after thefirst date, when the man has spent all of his savings. When he finally remembers their second date is in 3 hours, he then plans what is called a brokeman's date.
Janet really enjoyed her evening with Todd. They plan on having a second date tonight.
(Janet to Todd's answering machine) : HEY! Todd, its janet, just calling to say im really excited about tonight. See you in 3 hours =) BYE. *click*
Todd just stares at answering machine while checking his bank account online. "$0.00?!?!!?"
Girl: "My boyfriend took me out last night and all we did was walk around the park!"
Friend: "You need to get rid of him, he's nothing but a brokemantic!"
brookemas is an amazing holiday! it’s celebrated every 13th of january and it’s to celebrate the god brooke and anyone lucky enough to be called brooke