bronkema

A bronkema is some one who has a swagtastic hair cut and likes big bootayyy and drinks monster

Hey, I heard that the new kid, Dylan is a bronkema

by swag dog345 April 23, 2014

Kofi brokeman

It is a roasted ripe plantain accompanied by roasted groundnuts. It is relatively known for its affordability and satisfaction.

Adwoa didn’t have enough money so all she could afford to buy was Kofi brokeman.

by NeverblameJesse December 30, 2021

Brokeman's Date

-When a man has no money to take a girl out. It occurs directly after the first date, when the man has spent all of his savings. When he finally remembers their second date is in 3 hours, he then plans what is called a brokeman's date.

-time is most spent making out in an open area.

Janet really enjoyed her evening with Todd. They plan on having a second date tonight.

(Janet to Todd's answering machine) : HEY! Todd, its janet, just calling to say im really excited about tonight. See you in 3 hours =) BYE. *click*
Todd just stares at answering machine while checking his bank account online. "$0.00?!?!!?"

"3 hours to plan a Brokeman's Date!"

by IDK011 July 28, 2009

Brokemantic

A person who tries to be romantic, but lacks funds to completely do so.

Girl: "My boyfriend took me out last night and all we did was walk around the park!"
Friend: "You need to get rid of him, he's nothing but a brokemantic!"

by MissLin July 6, 2011

brokemance

When a bromance goes sour.

John Thunderlips Helch gets mad when I quote his mother by saying, "Thats what she said" and he acts like a ho. That's what real mofo's call a "brokemance" yo!

by Danimal D March 12, 2013

Brokemammal

Best femboy out there!

Brokemammal makes me cum every single time

by Legendguard23 January 3, 2023

brookemas

brookemas is an amazing holiday! it’s celebrated every 13th of january and it’s to celebrate the god brooke and anyone lucky enough to be called brooke

i love brooke

hey brooke

hi
it’s brookemas soon are you excited

you better know it

by justickybeiber March 4, 2023