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brookemas is an amazing holiday! it’s celebrated every 13th of january and it’s to celebrate the god brooke and anyone lucky enough to be called brooke

i love brooke
hey brooke

hi
it’s brookemas soon are you excited

you better know it
brookemas by justickybeiber March 4, 2023
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brokeassness 

In a state of always being broke.
I'm sorry, but due to my constant brokeassness, I will not be able to go out drinking.
brokeassness by -aL August 27, 2008

boozemaster 

The man with the plan. The guy in charge of the alcohol
Guy 1 - What kind of vodlka are we getting?

Guy 2 - I don't know ask Joe, he's the boozemaster
boozemaster by LaLunaLoca May 26, 2010
A person or thing that has NO money... Ever.

Someone Suffering from chronic brokeassness.
Q: Why don't you have an iPhone?

A: Because I'm a brokeass.

"Can you believe Pete's behavior tonight? He stole all of the bread from dinner and only ordered water."

"Yeah, since his divorce from Shelly, Pete's totally a brokeass"
Brokeass by thatfatgirl March 28, 2009

brookes biggest fan 

landyn is brookes biggest fan !! <3

Brookels 

A silly little girl that everyone loves. She's often too sensitive and likes to act emo but behind her pouty little face, she's very happy. She's way cooler than everyone her age and will someday succeed into a wonderful, and smart young lady. Not to mention, she's super tall and has mad basketball skills.
"Is that another annoying midde school girl?!"
"No, thats a Brookels, which is way cooler than a middle school girl"

"I wish I could've been a Brookels when I was in middle school"
Brookels by The middle sister November 29, 2011

Brookesany 

At first this girl seems to be an average girl, nothing special, until you break open her wall and see how wonderful creative, and intellegent she really is. She never can see how wonderful and beautiful she is, until some day when some one extremely special comes along and shows her. Until then she is an unfinished painting.
Although I've known her for years and years, I never really saw Brookesany for her true colors till the day she met him.
Brookesany by Jennifer Way September 24, 2006
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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