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brokeassness 

I'm sorry, but due to my constant brokeassness, I will not be able to go out drinking.
brokeassness by -aL August 27, 2008

boozemaster 

The man with the plan. The guy in charge of the alcohol
Guy 1 - What kind of vodlka are we getting?

Guy 2 - I don't know ask Joe, he's the boozemaster
boozemaster by LaLunaLoca May 26, 2010
A person or thing that has NO money... Ever.

Someone Suffering from chronic brokeassness.
Q: Why don't you have an iPhone?

A: Because I'm a brokeass.

"Can you believe Pete's behavior tonight? He stole all of the bread from dinner and only ordered water."

"Yeah, since his divorce from Shelly, Pete's totally a brokeass"
Brokeass by thatfatgirl March 28, 2009

Brookels 

A silly little girl that everyone loves. She's often too sensitive and likes to act emo but behind her pouty little face, she's very happy. She's way cooler than everyone her age and will someday succeed into a wonderful, and smart young lady. Not to mention, she's super tall and has mad basketball skills.
"Is that another annoying midde school girl?!"
"No, thats a Brookels, which is way cooler than a middle school girl"

"I wish I could've been a Brookels when I was in middle school"
Brookels by The middle sister November 29, 2011

Brookesany 

At first this girl seems to be an average girl, nothing special, until you break open her wall and see how wonderful creative, and intellegent she really is. She never can see how wonderful and beautiful she is, until some day when some one extremely special comes along and shows her. Until then she is an unfinished painting.
Although I've known her for years and years, I never really saw Brookesany for her true colors till the day she met him.
Brookesany by Jennifer Way September 24, 2006