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Brolocked 

bro-locked broh-lokt

Adj - Shut in completely, or almost completely, by a pack of bros at a bar, saloon or tavern, or any other comparable location.
Bro 1-KIPNIS!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOO!! (slams uncontrollably into guy half of a couple sitting in quiet conversation with each other at the bar) CRUSHED it!!!! Zeigler...did you SEE THAT SHIT?!!?

Bro 2-WHOOOOOOOOO!!!! (chugging a "handcrafted" beer with the word "dog" in the title) (backs into female half of couple) Oh...shiiiiit...are you OKAY? Need some help?

Guy-No, we're fine than- (cut off by another player on TV hitting a home run)

Bro 8-(finishes swig of a beer with the word "dog" somewhere in the title) WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! WHOO!!!! YEAH...smacked that shit OUT!!!! Chisley...did you SEE that shit?? (unknowingly knocks over a bottle of beer on the bar, running it all over the bar in front of the couple)

(guy starts to wipe up mess, assisted by his female companion)

Bartender-(in a thankful and sympathetic tone) Thanks guys...but don't worry about it. I'll get it. Those people in the front just left that two-top...want to move over there, so you're not so brolocked?

Bro 5-WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Brolocked by BrandonChrist August 30, 2013
Related Words

Brolicking 

Greg: Yeah, John and I went brolicking last night.
John: No homo.
Brolicking by smadazil July 5, 2009
When your bro is borny and you help him out with a hand job.

Mutual masturbation between close male friends.
Hanging out with my bro Saturday night, watched some porn, and ended up brojacking.
brojack by zawfi February 20, 2009
Yo, that Ni**a outside the club is BROLICK
Brolick by the intelligant November 17, 2003
A very comfortable group of bros that frequently spend time together. Usually consists of 3-5 bros. One person will usually have 1-2 bropacks, any more is somewhat uncommon. Common activities of bropacks include sleepovers, watching movies, driving around, eating, playing Halo or other multiplayer console games, and pulling pranks.

Alternatively, one who has no bropack but still hangs out with different arrangements of groups is a "One-man bropack". For whatever reason, this person was not compatible with other forming bropacks and/or could not merge with existing bropacks. This could be due to personality, parental restrictions, or a multitude of other bropackability issues.
-One-man bropack: "Hey, I'm free tonight, wanna chill?"

-Bropack member: "Can't bro, I already have plans with my bropack."
Bropack by Bropackery November 21, 2010
This colloquialism was coined by the infamous linguist, Luke Thornton. In the late nineteenth century he was a much prestiged Professor of Anatomy and Weight Training at WCC (Westchester Community College). This term is a combination of the words 'broad' and 'cowlick', which originated from his anecdote about how his shoulder muscles broadened dramatically as a result of constant brushing of his cowlick.
This word has become increasingly popular amoung high school students, who like to bellow it after making a particulary impressive play in physical education class. In fact, its popularity has increased so much, that it is even used to describe sucesses having nothing to do with physical education, such as sucesses in Beer Pong, Video Games, rolling blunts and Golf.
"Mr. McCann thinks he's brolick, but truthfully he's just a whack ho"
brolick by notorious lkp May 11, 2006