Danny: Dude, I was playing some lax yesterday with Tomas. He's pretty good at it, and he got laid by his ex again afterwards.
Trevor: Yeah bro, Tomas is like the chillest brolack that I know.
Trevor: Yeah bro, Tomas is like the chillest brolack that I know.
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Adj - Shut in completely, or almost completely, by a pack of bros at a bar, saloon or tavern, or any other comparable location.
Adj - Shut in completely, or almost completely, by a pack of bros at a bar, saloon or tavern, or any other comparable location.
Bro 1-KIPNIS!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOO!! (slams uncontrollably into guy half of a couple sitting in quiet conversation with each other at the bar) CRUSHED it!!!! Zeigler...did you SEE THAT SHIT?!!?
Bro 2-WHOOOOOOOOO!!!! (chugging a "handcrafted" beer with the word "dog" in the title) (backs into female half of couple) Oh...shiiiiit...are you OKAY? Need some help?
Guy-No, we're fine than- (cut off by another player on TV hitting a home run)
Bro 8-(finishes swig of a beer with the word "dog" somewhere in the title) WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! WHOO!!!! YEAH...smacked that shit OUT!!!! Chisley...did you SEE that shit?? (unknowingly knocks over a bottle of beer on the bar, running it all over the bar in front of the couple)
(guy starts to wipe up mess, assisted by his female companion)
Bartender-(in a thankful and sympathetic tone) Thanks guys...but don't worry about it. I'll get it. Those people in the front just left that two-top...want to move over there, so you're not so brolocked?
Bro 5-WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Bro 2-WHOOOOOOOOO!!!! (chugging a "handcrafted" beer with the word "dog" in the title) (backs into female half of couple) Oh...shiiiiit...are you OKAY? Need some help?
Guy-No, we're fine than- (cut off by another player on TV hitting a home run)
Bro 8-(finishes swig of a beer with the word "dog" somewhere in the title) WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! WHOO!!!! YEAH...smacked that shit OUT!!!! Chisley...did you SEE that shit?? (unknowingly knocks over a bottle of beer on the bar, running it all over the bar in front of the couple)
(guy starts to wipe up mess, assisted by his female companion)
Bartender-(in a thankful and sympathetic tone) Thanks guys...but don't worry about it. I'll get it. Those people in the front just left that two-top...want to move over there, so you're not so brolocked?
Bro 5-WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
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Mutual masturbation between close male friends.
Mutual masturbation between close male friends.
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Get the Brolick mug.A very comfortable group of bros that frequently spend time together. Usually consists of 3-5 bros. One person will usually have 1-2 bropacks, any more is somewhat uncommon. Common activities of bropacks include sleepovers, watching movies, driving around, eating, playing Halo or other multiplayer console games, and pulling pranks.
Alternatively, one who has no bropack but still hangs out with different arrangements of groups is a "One-man bropack". For whatever reason, this person was not compatible with other forming bropacks and/or could not merge with existing bropacks. This could be due to personality, parental restrictions, or a multitude of other bropackability issues.
Alternatively, one who has no bropack but still hangs out with different arrangements of groups is a "One-man bropack". For whatever reason, this person was not compatible with other forming bropacks and/or could not merge with existing bropacks. This could be due to personality, parental restrictions, or a multitude of other bropackability issues.
-One-man bropack: "Hey, I'm free tonight, wanna chill?"
-Bropack member: "Can't bro, I already have plans with my bropack."
-Bropack member: "Can't bro, I already have plans with my bropack."
by Bropackery November 21, 2010
Get the Bropack mug.This colloquialism was coined by the infamous linguist, Luke Thornton. In the late nineteenth century he was a much prestiged Professor of Anatomy and Weight Training at WCC (Westchester Community College). This term is a combination of the words 'broad' and 'cowlick', which originated from his anecdote about how his shoulder muscles broadened dramatically as a result of constant brushing of his cowlick.
This word has become increasingly popular amoung high school students, who like to bellow it after making a particulary impressive play in physical education class. In fact, its popularity has increased so much, that it is even used to describe sucesses having nothing to do with physical education, such as sucesses in Beer Pong, Video Games, rolling blunts and Golf.
This word has become increasingly popular amoung high school students, who like to bellow it after making a particulary impressive play in physical education class. In fact, its popularity has increased so much, that it is even used to describe sucesses having nothing to do with physical education, such as sucesses in Beer Pong, Video Games, rolling blunts and Golf.
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