broir

When you don't wanna say boi or boy because their swag enough:broir

Dude 1: Hey broir, how is the 100X500 foot sculpture going?
Dude 2: Pretty good, swag dude.

by Frick dude! March 18, 2022

Brogramming

The act of writing computer code while visibly adhering to brogrammer norms.

The practice is usually seen as annoying, as the brogrammer appears to be desperately or intrusively seeking the appearance of being cool, technically adept, and/or productive, i.e. "crushing it".

Programming while using drugs or alcohol, programming with a cap on backwards, programming in any type of clothing that lacks sleeves, programming while listening to music so loudly that people across the room can hear it from one's headphones, programming while violently bobbing one's head to said music, programming with sunglasses on, programming with the hood of one's hoodie on, programming and shouting "fuck" periodically (ostensibly when a super tough coding problem is encountered), programming with one's feet up, programming in the close possession of an inordinate amount of energy drinks, etc. are all examples of brogramming

by smaker September 16, 2016

broih

A combination of the the two words boi and bruh. Broih can be used to replace either word in a sentence. Often used when a person is confused or distressed.

1. Broih, why would you eat that moldy pizza?

2. Broih, why did you call me Meghan? My name is Sue.

3. Broih, what is wrong with you?

by leylafern10 December 8, 2016

Broicide

1) To kill a Bro. Biblically, Cain was the first to commit broicide when he slew his Bro Abel.

2) To rackjack a Bro. This method of Broicide is far worse than definition 1.

1) Bro 1: Hey Bro.
Bro 2: Hey Bro.
Bro 1: Whatcha doin with that knife bro?
Bro 2: Oh not much bro. Was just going to murder you is all.
British Detective: Why that's BROICIDE!
Bro 2: Word, brah. *murders bro 1*
British Detective: Everybody dance!

2) Bro 1: I'm gonna have sex with you!
Hot Chick: This is true.
Bro 2: Hey, Bro 1! Look over there!
Bro 1: Whaaa?
Bro 2: Hot Chick, let's have sex!
Hot Chick: *has sex*
Bro 1: Hey, you rackjacked me! Aww, not on the floor! Broicide, man! Broicide!
Bro 2: Sorry, bro! Im a douchebag!

by Dinkmers August 20, 2009

London broil

This is large brown steaming hot terd digested out of your ass in one solid titanic of a floater or sinker, after not shitting for a couple days.

I swear my kid just shit a London broil! How did something that size even get out of him and I wonder if I need to cut back on the grilled cheese and fruit snacks?

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016

Brofrunsin

Someone who is not related to you, but who you think of as a mixture of a brother, a friend, an uncle, or a cousin. This term is more commonly used as the shortened version: "Bro". The female version is Sisfrausin, a mixture of a sister, a friend, an aunt, and a cousin.

I'm going to go bowling with my Brofrunsin! My bro is the greatest. All the best bros are homeschooled.

by Dr. Sisbro June 29, 2016

Brogression

The progression from "person" to "homie".

Wow, that was some fast brogression right there!

by STEALTHWALKER April 12, 2008