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Brocrastinate 

To play beer pong and/or otherwise bro out when you have homework that you should be doing.
I was going to write my essay, but then I decided to crack a couple of nattys and brocrastinate.
Brocrastinate by Dr.Potatoes September 27, 2010

brocrastinate 

(v) To put off doing something, and hanging out with your bros instead.
"Are you gonna do your math assignment? It's due tomorrow."
"Nah, imma go brocrastinate with Chad and Ryan instead."
brocrastinate by DelTa Mar February 20, 2020

brocrastinate 

verb; the act of hanging out with your buddies when you have a paper to write.
"i brocrastinated on my project due tomorrow, and it's worth 50% of my final grade!"
"enjoy the f..."
brocrastinate by brightbluebugthing December 24, 2023

procrastinate 

What you are doing right now. Get the fuck going and finish your homework.
You. You procrastinate. You are the example.
procrastinate by KingOfEmAll April 15, 2008

procrastinate 

What most people do in their life from one time to another
You're probably doing it write now, I know I am

When you don't want to do work and you keep staring at it. You do something else and hope the homework fairy will come and do it for you...
I should be writing my essay, but I'm busing reading disturbing definitions. I really shouldn't procrastinate.
procrastinate by donottouchthat February 5, 2013

procrastinate 

How 75% of Urban Dictionary's are created.
I should be doing my History Review right now but I decided to procrastinate.
procrastinate by Adam Hussey May 26, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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