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Évelyne Brochu 

Évelyne Brochu, aka petit chiot, aka life ruiner (day of the miracle November 17, 1982), is a French-Canadian actress who has starred in many films i can't quote since i was too distracted looking at her face when i watched them.

She became known in 2013 for playing a hottie hawt scientist and terrible spy monitor on the hit TV series Orphan Black, Delphine Cormier, love interest of the equally hot Cosima Niehaus portrayed by unknown actress (not Tatiana Maslany). After lover discovers her real identity by googling her, together they set up the Team Science MegaForce, being the reason why you started watching Orphan Black in the first place.

Although some are skeptical about her real existence since she never fucking shows up to any Orphan Black event she's invited to, eye witnesses refer to her as the proof that God indeed exists, and that he likes watching his people suffer from existential crisis while he lays on his cloud over the skies.

Early in 2014, a global warning was released on the "Ébro's effec", a highly infectious disease which affects everybody who acknowledges Évelyne's existence, specially tumblr teenage girls. The magical waterfall of gold atop her head which she calls her hair,puppy eyes and nose freckle have been referred as risk factors. If you are lately speaking in french more than you should, questioning your sexuality or wanting to repeatedly stab yourself in the face whenever you see a picture of Évelyne, you might be infected by this virus.
~I want to hug Évelyne forever and tell her she's cute, but at the same time I want fo furiously fuck her against a wall.

— Average citizen suffering from an existential crisis due to Évelyne Brochu.
Évelyne Brochu by puppysestra August 15, 2014
Related Words
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The period of rehabilitation that occurs after a serious bromance has ended.
Now that Sean got back together with his girlfriend I need to check myself into brohab.
Brohab by OriginalSigner February 9, 2010

brohamskihasive 

A combination of bro, bro-ha, bro-ham, bro-ski, and bro-sive.

Basically a major cluster of suffixes attached to a utilitarian word. Used within any type of brotherly setting. Whatever you define brotherly as, is up to you.

A word made up by a kid from ohio with red hair. That's probably why it is so long and obnoxious.
"What up brohamskihasive?"

"Oh you know, swaggin on my A-game last night."

"Word."

brochica 

a female who treat as a bro
I.G.: Can I tell you something?
K.R.: Sure brochacho
I.G.: I consider you to be my brochica

K.R.: WTF??!!!!!!
I.G.: Exactly. Sooo, are you down to DTF?
K.R.: Sure, thats what brochicas do.
brochica by IKillGreenRabbits December 25, 2010

brochiavo 

i was eating a pickle brochiavo.
brochiavo by Dandelion11 May 23, 2018

Brohammad 

Variation of Bro, used only when Broseph cannot fully convey sense of brotherhood.
"Thanks for doing this. Only a true brohammad would help me out at a time like this"
Brohammad by The Bakernator July 2, 2008