(noun.) the monster created when a desperate man goes to a party with 8 wingmen to help him pick up girls. The broctopus is a party-killing machine and must be avoided at all times.
broctopus
guy#1:"Dude that queer over there is snaggin all the ladies tonight!"
guy#2:"the Broctopus strikes again, man."
guy#1:"Dude that queer over there is snaggin all the ladies tonight!"
guy#2:"the Broctopus strikes again, man."
by the urbster September 17, 2010
Any woman in the club talking to every bro she sights but never giving up that puss.
Pronunciation:
"BRAHktopuss"
Pronunciation:
"BRAHktopuss"
by JKIIIS April 20, 2009