(noun.) the monster created when a desperate man goes to a party with 8 wingmen to help him pick up girls. The broctopus is a party-killing machine and must be avoided at all times.
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guy#1:"Dude that queer over there is snaggin all the ladies tonight!"
guy#2:"the Broctopus strikes again, man."
guy#1:"Dude that queer over there is snaggin all the ladies tonight!"
guy#2:"the Broctopus strikes again, man."
by the urbster September 16, 2010
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Pronunciation:
"BRAHktopuss"
Pronunciation:
"BRAHktopuss"
by JKIIIS April 19, 2009
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A very distinctive octopus known for his long beard. A very attractive male octopus.Has the iq of a pigeon,yet is very smart.Is the worlds smurtest octopus. Frankly,he is just known to be an octopus named Bob.
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Get the brocoustic mug.similar to an autopsy. the situation of being at a party or some social gathering with your bro's, and one of you get's a little more than tipsy, in turn passing out on someones floor, bed, couch, naked girl, etc. you or a friend need to perform a brotopsy. in doing so you will make sure he's breathing, and then ask around to see what he was drinking that got him so messed up. then you need to find out where you can get some. bottoms up.
Bro 1 "DUDE, phil needs a Brotopsy he's been out for at least an hour."
Bro 2 "making him DD was a good plan."
Bro 2 "making him DD was a good plan."
by broseph del fuego July 27, 2010
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by setaks January 3, 2008
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This thing has the head of a crocodile with eight arms that have suckers and claws at the end.
It can run fast on land and swim fast underwater.
It also has an ink that it can shoot, though it more effective underwater.
This thing has the head of a crocodile with eight arms that have suckers and claws at the end.
It can run fast on land and swim fast underwater.
It also has an ink that it can shoot, though it more effective underwater.
Guy 1: Dude what the fuck was that thing?
Guy 2: I think it was the elusive croctopus. Watch you legs dude, that thing will fuck you the fuck up!
Guy 1: Awwww, shit!
Guy 2: I think it was the elusive croctopus. Watch you legs dude, that thing will fuck you the fuck up!
Guy 1: Awwww, shit!
by Crunchyness July 2, 2009
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