blocktopus 

a good friend that protects his or her friends from getting into regrettable or dangerous sexual situations
(term comes from using all those arms, or the available means, to block the bad business)

IMPORTANT: This friend is NOT a cock block. The blocktopus only steps in if his/her friends' comfort or safety is at risk.

Example 1)

That guy at the party last night was getting really creepy with Laura, so I had to be a blocktopus and get rid of him.

Example 2)

Dude 1: "Hey, man, what ever happened with that girl from the club?"
Dude 2: "Nothing. I couldn't tell she wasn't into me, so I'm glad my blocktopus was there, otherwise things could have gotten sketch."

blocktopus by #1blocktopus November 14, 2013

cock blocktopus 

A person who seems to simultaneously cock block eight people.

Man, our group of eight friends stumbled upon this group of nine ladies, but one was such a cock blocktopus that none of us could get any play.

cock blocktopus by anthony nelson March 19, 2011

glocktopus 

Picture an octopus holding guns (glocks) with its tentacles. That is the literal definition of a glocktopus. The word can also be interpreted to mean a badass motherfucker.

Did you see that dude pound an entire bottle of whiskey. He's a fucking glocktopus.

glocktopus by glocktopus July 11, 2006

Blocktapus 

Anything that blocks the view of a trick you tryna check out.

Blocktapus can be broken down quite simply as something that "Blocks tha pussy" Block-ta-pus

Man i saw the baddest bitch today, and then a fat blocktapus got in the way so i couldnt get a good look, ya digg? shouts to goalie.

Blocktapus by isaidyo May 25, 2011

blacktops 

Sparks plus. 7.0% ALC/VOL instead of 6.0% or 6.6%. Obvious because of their black tops instead of the normal orange.

The greatest drink ever, crack in can.

Damn they only have that nasty Tilt crap here, let's drive down the road to 7-11 and see if they have any blacktops.

blacktops by Jake June 18, 2006

Blacktousintolerant 

1. An excuse to not have to talk to or be around black people for whatever reason.

2. You are literally allergic to black people.

Tarquel: Hey man, you friends with john?

Rick: *cough cough* Sorry sir, im Blacktousintolerant. I have to leave.

Blacktousintolerant by TheUrbanDictator February 27, 2011

Blocktopia 

Formerly TheOnes, Blocktopia started as a minecraft server dedicated to a gameplay named "lava survival". THis picked upa a reputation for being a popular and inventive new alternative version to minecraft classic. This then further expanded into a multitude of classic servers, such as zombie survival and TNT wars. They expanded to a Survival Multiplayer server and, most recently, upgraded the classic build to a beta build server. After TheOne left the community, the leaders decided to rename it to Blocktopia, as part of a fresh start to the servers. Since then, the reputation of the community has gone uphill, creating more demand for it's services.

Oh, and one of the leading staff members is an ASSHAT. No joke.

Person #1: Wanna play some minecraft?
Person #2: Minecraft? I LOVE MINECRAFT!
*awkward pause*
Person #2: soooooo... what should we do?
Person#1: Blocktopia?
Person #2: Blocktopia.

Blocktopia by Anon-y-muss June 4, 2011