Bractopus

The mess that is pulling out four or more bras that have been tangled in the dryer.

HOLY SHIT! I was taking clothes out of the dryer and I was attacked by a Bractopus!

by bcwoods30 September 26, 2010

Holy Barktopus

One's exclamation upon seeing a Bear/Shark/Octopus or seeing multiple Barktopi.

Jeff: Holy Barktopus! That dude just got eaten by a pack of hungry Bartopi!

by BarryTheBarktopus September 11, 2011

Broctopus

(noun.) the monster created when a desperate man goes to a party with 8 wingmen to help him pick up girls. The broctopus is a party-killing machine and must be avoided at all times.

broctopus

guy#1:"Dude that queer over there is snaggin all the ladies tonight!"

guy#2:"the Broctopus strikes again, man."

by the urbster September 16, 2010

Broctopus

Any woman in the club talking to every bro she sights but never giving up that puss.

Pronunciation:
"BRAHktopuss"

"Bro, check that broctopus snaggin' free drinks off them bros, bro.

by JKIIIS April 19, 2009

Bratapuss

CHILD; specifically : an ill-mannered annoying child having a grouchy disposition that is often accompanied by a scowling facial expression.

Charlie Rose: "AAHHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH"
Hollee: "Charlie is acting like a bratapuss again"
Aaron: ".....sounds like business as usual"

by smokesdapotalot August 9, 2016

Bractus

When 4 big guys bust in your eye and eat your ass like apple pie, can also be defined as a deadly number 22 on the wing

I got totally done by a cheeky bractus last night

by Slaveryan November 23, 2021