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Holy Barktopus by BarryTheBarktopus September 11, 2011
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Broctopus
(noun.) the monster created when a desperate man goes to a party with 8 wingmen to help him pick up girls. The broctopus is a party-killing machine and must be avoided at all times.
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guy#1:"Dude that queer over there is snaggin all the ladies tonight!"
guy#2:"the Broctopus strikes again, man."
guy#1:"Dude that queer over there is snaggin all the ladies tonight!"
guy#2:"the Broctopus strikes again, man."
Broctopus by the urbster September 16, 2010
Bratapuss
CHILD; specifically : an ill-mannered annoying child having a grouchy disposition that is often accompanied by a scowling facial expression.
Charlie Rose: "AAHHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH"
Hollee: "Charlie is acting like a bratapuss again"
Aaron: ".....sounds like business as usual"
Hollee: "Charlie is acting like a bratapuss again"
Aaron: ".....sounds like business as usual"
Bratapuss by smokesdapotalot August 9, 2016
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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