Bractopus

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The mess that is pulling out four or more bras that have been tangled in the dryer.

HOLY SHIT! I was taking clothes out of the dryer and I was attacked by a Bractopus!

Bractopus by bcwoods30 September 26, 2010

Words you can keep

Holy Barktopus

One's exclamation upon seeing a Bear/Shark/Octopus or seeing multiple Barktopi.

Jeff: Holy Barktopus! That dude just got eaten by a pack of hungry Bartopi!

Holy Barktopus by BarryTheBarktopus September 11, 2011

Related Words

Bractopus • Broctopus • Bractus • Bratapuss • Holy Barktopus

Broctopus

(noun.) the monster created when a desperate man goes to a party with 8 wingmen to help him pick up girls. The broctopus is a party-killing machine and must be avoided at all times.

broctopus

guy#1:"Dude that queer over there is snaggin all the ladies tonight!"

guy#2:"the Broctopus strikes again, man."

Broctopus by the urbster September 16, 2010

Broctopus

Any woman in the club talking to every bro she sights but never giving up that puss.

Pronunciation:
"BRAHktopuss"

"Bro, check that broctopus snaggin' free drinks off them bros, bro.

Broctopus by JKIIIS April 19, 2009

Bratapuss

CHILD; specifically : an ill-mannered annoying child having a grouchy disposition that is often accompanied by a scowling facial expression.

Charlie Rose: "AAHHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH"
Hollee: "Charlie is acting like a bratapuss again"
Aaron: ".....sounds like business as usual"

Bratapuss by smokesdapotalot August 9, 2016

Bractus

When 4 big guys bust in your eye and eat your ass like apple pie, can also be defined as a deadly number 22 on the wing

I got totally done by a cheeky bractus last night

Bractus by Slaveryan November 23, 2021

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026