Brocrasturbating 

The act of masturbating with male friends (bros) when you are meant to be doing something else.
Similar to Procrasturbating, but has to be done after getting a broner.

Todd and I were meant to be studying, but after seeing some adult scenes on tv we had to start brocrasturbating.

Brocrasturbating by The brocrasturbator October 25, 2009

Procrasturbating 

Using masturbation to otherwise occupy yourself while pressing matters await.

I had a paper due today, but I spent all night procrasturbating, so fuck that noise.

Procrasturbating by The Middle Man January 29, 2003

Brocrasterbating

The act of wasting time, or putting off other more important activities by masturbating...

... with your bro.

1: "I didn't wanna do my research paper, so I resorted to Brocrasterbating."
2: "Yikes..."
3: "No worries, just back to back-sies."

Brocrasterbating by SpaceMountain March 1, 2011

procrasturbating 

The act of jerking off as a way of putting off schoolwork or other shitty, unpleasant tasks.

-Hey man did you write your paper yet?

-Well I was about to start it, but instead I looked at porn and spent the whole afternoon procrasturbating.

procrasturbating by Al Kareem Jamal July 22, 2009

Procrasturbating 

Masturbating in order to avoid attending to one's responsibilities.

"I gotta stop procrasturbating and get some homework done. I'm getting sore anyway."

Procrasturbating by Joe the Philosopher November 25, 2009

procrasturbating 

The act of masturbating as a form of procrastination.

I had a bunch of science homework but before I knew it I had a massive boner and then before I knew it I was procrasturbating.

procrasturbating by illusion of the pants April 19, 2010

procrasturbating 

Variant of procrastinate, but connoting the heightened pleasure achieved during the performance of otherwise mundane activities when said activities are performed as an act of procrastination. Can also connote the subsequent desperate guilt or depression felt upon becoming fully aware of true nature of the act. Succinctly expresses the essence of the wise adage, “Procrastination is a lot like masturbation: it seems like a lot of fun until you realize you’re just fucking yourself.”

Even though I'd seen Dirty Dancing twelve times before, I could've sworn this 13th viewing was the best. Then I realized I was procrasturbating, my midterm is still tomorrow morning, and now I want to puke.

procrasturbating by CAATAD February 20, 2008