Procrasterbate

When there is something you had wanted to, planed, or needed to do, but against your better judgement, you spent the time materbating.
I was going to use my only free time today making an Urban Dictionary entry, but all I inevitably did was Procrasterbate.
by Jeo58 August 13, 2008
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Procrasterbate

I was going to vote, instead i procrasterbates.
by Tom Kisner June 05, 2007
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Procrasterbate

To put off doing work and in stead jerking-off to look at porn on the computer.
A buddy of mine works from home and gets sidetracked easy, so he decides to look at porn and masturbate and not get any work done. I can call him up and i know when he is Procrasterbateing.
by Bigb20 July 12, 2010
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Procrasterbate

1.When you are masturbating, and you decide to stop for awhile, and go do something else.

2.Masturbating as an exscuse for not doing something else.
1.
-"Hey dude! I did the wierdest thing yesterday."
-"What?"
-"I procrasterbated. I was in the mood but decided to watch tv instead."

2.
-"Denworth!"
-"ahhh, boss!"
-"Denworth, if i see you procrasterbating instead of doing your work again, your fired!"
by Taylor Deyoung October 24, 2007
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Procrasterbation

When you spank the monkey to avoid doing real work.
God I really don't want to write this paper..

Procrasterbation is always a good alternative.
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procrasterbate

Putting off homework or other important activities in order to masturbate.
I failed my physics test because I stayed up looking at sheep porn instead of studying. I'm such a procrasterbator!
by Gary March 19, 2005
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procrasterbating

The act of wasting time, or putting off other more important activities by masturbating.
1) Last night was awful; I had a sumative essay to finish, but I spent all my time procrasterbating!

2) 'Where's Ed?'
'I dunno, but he has a lab report to finish for tomorrow and you know what he's like... Probably procrasterbating again.'
by Danp January 29, 2007
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