Procrasterbate

When there is something you had wanted to, planed, or needed to do, but against your better judgement, you spent the time materbating.

I was going to use my only free time today making an Urban Dictionary entry, but all I inevitably did was Procrasterbate.

by Jeo58 October 09, 2008

Procrasterbate

To combine the acts of procrastinating and masterbating.

I was going to vote, instead i procrasterbates.

by Tom Kisner June 26, 2007

Procrasterbate

To put off doing work and in stead jerking-off to look at porn on the computer.

A buddy of mine works from home and gets sidetracked easy, so he decides to look at porn and masturbate and not get any work done. I can call him up and i know when he is Procrasterbateing.

by Bigb20 August 10, 2010

Procrasterbate

1.When you are masturbating, and you decide to stop for awhile, and go do something else.

2.Masturbating as an exscuse for not doing something else.

1.
-"Hey dude! I did the wierdest thing yesterday."
-"What?"
-"I procrasterbated. I was in the mood but decided to watch tv instead."

2.
-"Denworth!"
-"ahhh, boss!"
-"Denworth, if i see you procrasterbating instead of doing your work again, your fired!"

by Taylor Deyoung January 05, 2009

Procrasterbation

When you spank the monkey to avoid doing real work.

God I really don't want to write this paper..

Procrasterbation is always a good alternative.

by BruthaDahkness April 12, 2011

procrasterbate

Putting off homework or other important activities in order to masturbate.

I failed my physics test because I stayed up looking at sheep porn instead of studying. I'm such a procrasterbator!

by Gary March 19, 2005

procrasterbating

The act of wasting time, or putting off other more important activities by masturbating.

1) Last night was awful; I had a sumative essay to finish, but I spent all my time procrasterbating!

2) 'Where's Ed?'
'I dunno, but he has a lab report to finish for tomorrow and you know what he's like... Probably procrasterbating again.'

by Danp February 01, 2007