The Mud Bobber arises when a male experiences explosive
diarrhea into a clogged toilet. The affected individual vigorously defacates into the disabled vessel, further saturating the already dense effluent. In a desparate attempt to banish the maelstrom, our anti-
hero foolishly chooses to flushes, whereupon panic ensues as the water level rises to approximately 0.1nm below the
rim of the
bowl. The Mud Bobber is now complete: The hapless defacator's scrotum repeatedly dips into the fecal morass despite his attempts to maneuver elsewhere.