Loser: DUDE MY MOM JUST GOT SHOT, I JUST ATE A DOG, AND I'M SEEING UNICORNS FROM ALL THE LIGHTER FLUID I DRANK.
Cool Guy: SKEEZ MA GEEZ JEEZ BRO, JUST TAKE A VICODEN.
Loser: It's really cold man, we should huddle together for warmth.
Cool Guy: SKEEZ MA GEEZ JEEZ BRO, don't be a faggot.
Broskees are guys who aren't just a crew but more like a family. Broskees will do anything for their broskee except anything homosexual (broskees are straight).
Broskees do everything together. Broskees hit the gym, wavepool and mall together. When people see one broskee they should get the feeling that other broskees are near.
Broskee is the highest rank of friend you can have. Even surpassing the girl friend.
Broskees never steal a girl from another broskee.
Any broskee hooking up with a girl, that another broskee has already been with, is frowned upon (no girl gets with more than one of the broskees)
Hot Girl: Hey what are you doing today?
Kevin: Hitting up the wave pool after I go to the gym
Hot Girl: Who are you going with?
Kevin: Obviously I'm going with my broskees, but you should come too
Hot Girl: Okay I'll be there ;)
Kevin: Hey Tyler, you gotta come to this party with me, trevor and brian
Tyler: Dude I cant, alyssa is making me eat dinner with her
Kevin: Broskees or alyssa?
Tyler: True, i can't leave the broskees behind
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.