broskeeto

a buddy you would totally take with you to any event involving a keg and a lot of partying, loud music, skate(board)ing, etc...

Hey, broskeeto... pass me a beer!!!

by stwrongtone March 2, 2009

Broskee

A male friend that's more like a brother to you

Or a cool way of saying brother

Man Justin your my broskee for life

by Ari.Babes June 5, 2016

Broketober

Broketober (Broke+October) is the time of the year (around october) where all of the big Triple A games are being released.

"F*** man, Broketober is emptying my

wallet this year, I can't afford buying all of those games"

by IdoRovitz December 15, 2018

Broskee

Broskees are guys who aren't just a crew but more like a family. Broskees will do anything for their broskee except anything homosexual (broskees are straight).

Broskees do everything together. Broskees hit the gym, wavepool and mall together. When people see one broskee they should get the feeling that other broskees are near.

Broskee is the highest rank of friend you can have. Even surpassing the girl friend.

Broskees never steal a girl from another broskee.

Any broskee hooking up with a girl, that another broskee has already been with, is frowned upon (no girl gets with more than one of the broskees)

Hot Girl: Hey what are you doing today?
Kevin: Hitting up the wave pool after I go to the gym
Hot Girl: Who are you going with?
Kevin: Obviously I'm going with my broskees, but you should come too
Hot Girl: Okay I'll be there ;)

Kevin: Hey Tyler, you gotta come to this party with me, trevor and brian
Tyler: Dude I cant, alyssa is making me eat dinner with her
Kevin: Broskees or alyssa?
Tyler: True, i can't leave the broskees behind

by KewLy August 7, 2011

brosketeer

A broski that belongs to a smaller group of broskis within broskidom usually consisting of 3 broskis

broski 1: yo whats up
broski 2: nothin just chilling with my brosketeers

broski 1: same

by broskiman June 28, 2010

Brookestone

A place at the mall with cool shit. RC toys and cars, various tech toys, accessories, and relaxing massage chairs. Also, a dealer of vibrators and dildos for women ( or men ) too shy to got to a sex shop and buy a real dildo, or live too far away.

AKA, that place at the mall with the big massage chairs.

We went to the mall and just sat in the massage chairs for half an hour.

Sarah McHorny went to Brookestone to get a vibrator to masturbate with.

They got cool shit there!

by Koopenstein Monster October 24, 2010

Brosketti

A group of youtubers who aim to make everyone laugh through a median of ironic humor

Have you watched the new Brosketti video?

by Brosketti? August 25, 2021