Brist

Portmanteau of "Brown" and "Mist" - to "Brist" is to break wind violently enough to cause a fine vapour of excrement to stain ones pants.

"Oh God! I just brist all over my pants!"

by bristdelight September 12, 2016

Brists

(n). Biceps that are the same diameter as one's wrists. Similar to cankles, but describing one's arms.

Tyler: I been at the gym twice this month, you see how pumped my arms are getting?

Derek: nah, man you still got brists

by toosweetkoolaid April 28, 2011

To break wind with such explosive force a fine vapour of excrement stains ones under-crackers.

Oh god, that felt wet. Think I may have done a brist.

by bristdelight September 2, 2016

just a nickname of somesort. if you want to know the REAL definition, also see, bristee

There's this gorgeous girl, i call her brist.

by airldaf June 2, 2008

John didn't want to get his rings bloody so he bristed that bitch.

by WiseMasterWang February 17, 2008

Typing lousy, crappy, or hateful lyrics as your daily Facebook update.

"Oh my god I am so tired of Joe bristing every day. Doesn't anything ever actually happen to him>"

by MyRowIsOnFire May 8, 2010