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Britsman 

A particular minority of middle aged working class male indigenous to Britain with either a beer belly, shaved face, lamb chops or moustache. Can be seen drinking premium lager, complaining about foreigners, or leering at women whilst laughing at cripples and condemning "smackheads" and those on benefits. Red face, shaking, rolling R's and misunderstanding technology whilst believing everyone is trying to rip them off with extended warranties are common tendencies. Impartial to a bit of wife-beatery.
Dropping down to third gear in his 99 plate Ford Transit van, the britsman poked his red face out of the open window to exclaim his distaste of the schoolboy's long hair
Britsman by CardboardJase September 25, 2009
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Isak Brissman 

He is a fricking good no one is better than him. He get all the laydies and everyone loves him. Hes dick is the biggest ever.

If you see him you will die of his beautiful hair and face.
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A real sneaky person that would be rated a 10 on snatching up your significant other right from under you with charm/sex drive.
Man what happend to your girlfriend. Some dude pulled a britman and now she doesnt want to be with me.
Britman by B-Smooth January 8, 2009
"britslang" is American slang for, well, British slang, which, let's face it, provides a LOT of the words found in here.
Harry's really chuffed about his promotion.
Chuffed? What's that?
Oh, it's just britslang for being all proud of yourself.
britslang by Gordon Bennett October 8, 2005
Someone that only does bits with people, but doesn't go the whole way
Joe: Did you sleep with her?
Harry: Nahh mate, just did bits init
Joe: you're such a bitsman
bitsman by ojs2 April 25, 2016

brissman 

A really gay and poor person who has no humor or six pack.
Fuck off you're such a brissman
brissman by Ahlforn December 13, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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