Britsman

A particular minority of middle aged working class male indigenous to Britain with either a beer belly, shaved face, lamb chops or moustache. Can be seen drinking premium lager, complaining about foreigners, or leering at women whilst laughing at cripples and condemning "smackheads" and those on benefits. Red face, shaking, rolling R's and misunderstanding technology whilst believing everyone is trying to rip them off with extended warranties are common tendencies. Impartial to a bit of wife-beatery.

Dropping down to third gear in his 99 plate Ford Transit van, the britsman poked his red face out of the open window to exclaim his distaste of the schoolboy's long hair

by CardboardJase September 25, 2009

Isak Brissman

He is a fricking good no one is better than him. He get all the laydies and everyone loves him. Hes dick is the biggest ever.

If you see him you will die of his beautiful hair and face.

Isak Brissman our god.

by My_dick_is_small June 3, 2019

Britman

A real sneaky person that would be rated a 10 on snatching up your significant other right from under you with charm/sex drive.

Man what happend to your girlfriend. Some dude pulled a britman and now she doesnt want to be with me.

by B-Smooth January 8, 2009

britslang

"britslang" is American slang for, well, British slang, which, let's face it, provides a LOT of the words found in here.

Harry's really chuffed about his promotion.
Chuffed? What's that?
Oh, it's just britslang for being all proud of yourself.

by Gordon Bennett October 8, 2005

bitsman

Someone that only does bits with people, but doesn't go the whole way

Joe: Did you sleep with her?
Harry: Nahh mate, just did bits init
Joe: you're such a bitsman

by ojs2 April 25, 2016

brissman

A really gay and poor person who has no humor or six pack.

Fuck off you're such a brissman

by Ahlforn December 13, 2016