Brist 

Portmanteau of "Brown" and "Mist" - to "Brist" is to break wind violently enough to cause a fine vapour of excrement to stain ones pants.

"Oh God! I just brist all over my pants!"

Brist by bristdelight September 12, 2016

Brist 

To break wind with such explosive force a fine vapour of excrement stains ones under-crackers.

Oh god, that felt wet. Think I may have done a brist.

Brist by bristdelight September 2, 2016

brist 

just a nickname of somesort. if you want to know the REAL definition, also see, bristee

There's this gorgeous girl, i call her brist.

brist by airldaf June 2, 2008

Brist 

To strike with the back of your wrist.

John didn't want to get his rings bloody so he bristed that bitch.

Brist by WiseMasterWang February 17, 2008

blister shaft

A male sex organ afflicted with a sexually transmitted disease

Rebecca decided to herpes fuck John. He had a gross blister shaft, but he was really hot. She made him wear a condom so she figured she would be safe.
Two days later her pubic hair started itching. She didn't get the herp, but she crabs.

blister shaft by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018

Bristianity

a religion made on the queen amino on April 10th 2019 in a group chat, where followers worship Lord Brisus and share memes about the members of Queen.

"Yeah, I converted from Christianity to Bristianity because let's be honest Brian needs more love".

Bristianity by KraftDinnerKid April 10, 2019

bristol pusher 

An imfamous serial killer, targeting Bristol (UK). Their method involves pushing drunken men and women into canals, and watching them drown.

Several people have claimed to know who the killer is on Twitch and YouTube.

The Bristol Pusher has struck again. Duncan Jones found dead beneath his flat, after traveling home with a sinister, slender man in polo-neck and glasses.

bristol pusher by petrolhead2000 January 4, 2019