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To give a long, pointless rant to someone of superior knowledge to yourself, all the while never looking them in the eyes and being continually hypocritical.
I brissoned Jake and he didn't know if I was being serious or not.

My boss keeps brissoning me, so I don't listen to a word she says.

I tried to brisson her back, but it's like her native language!

She brissioned the hell out of her subordinates at a weekly meeting.
Brisson by Ryan Tacker February 9, 2009
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Matthew Bisson 

A total dickhead in my class who always pisses me off and who i Vow to take revenge on all of his family and everything he loves.
Once Matthew Bisson had pissesed me off for the last time, i burnt down his house and murdered all of his family
Matthew Bisson by Mr Picekle May 12, 2019
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Dan Brimson

Noncy man that's likes small children and has the incompetence of a spoon.
"Who's that?"
"Oh that's Dan Brimson, he'll touch you up and put you in his freezer with the other dozen frozen kids, because he's a necropheliac."
Dan Brimson by Nutman187 February 14, 2020
Briston is Muhh Ninja
Briston by pandafosho February 25, 2009
The Briston is mainly the main man!
The Briston is here!
Briston by BlueRocker January 16, 2009
a person who thinks he knows everything but actually does! and is very mean
that a real bisson
bisson by vzxcvzxv March 8, 2017
The name Brison means Brian's son. Sometimes the name Brison also means perfection.
Woah! Did you see Brian's son, Brison? He is so handsome!
Brison by English professor July 16, 2015
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