3 definitions by toosweetkoolaid
(V). The act of scheduling an appointment to lead your boss to believe your busy, then calling the client and canceling the meeting the night before. The Stake-Out Fake-Out is completed upon telling your boss that the client canceled the meeting themselves, thus freeing you up for maximum gym time.
Abel: Do we have a meeting tomorrow?
Derek: Yeah, but i was thinking of pulling the ole' Stake-Out, Fake-Out.
Abel: Maximum Gym Time!
Derek: Yeah, but i was thinking of pulling the ole' Stake-Out, Fake-Out.
Abel: Maximum Gym Time!
by toosweetkoolaid April 10, 2011
Derek: Did you check your facebook last night?
Ryan: No i couldnt, all the bandwidth was being hogged by the Iraqis playing the sand nigger jive.
Ryan: No i couldnt, all the bandwidth was being hogged by the Iraqis playing the sand nigger jive.
by toosweetkoolaid April 10, 2011
(n). Biceps that are the same diameter as one's wrists. Similar to cankles, but describing one's arms.
Tyler: I been at the gym twice this month, you see how pumped my arms are getting?
Derek: nah, man you still got brists
Derek: nah, man you still got brists
by toosweetkoolaid April 10, 2011