briantard

cool mutual on tiktok who simps for Brian Stells from the Walten Files

briantard is a Brian simp

by toweliesupporter July 5, 2021

Britarded

A word used to qualify a British 'person'. It is the combination of "British" and "retarded".

Britarded people often find their teeth to be disorganized and yellow.

- What's wrong with him?
- I think he's Britarded.

by Tufur February 26, 2022

Braptard

A fart fetishist who enjoys posting romanised derivations of flatulence in response to images of attractive women bearing their prosteriors.

P1> *posts pic of a fine ass*
P2 (braptard)> “BRAAAAAAAAPPPP OOPS I THINK SHE SHIDDED AND FARDED LOL XDDD”
P1> “Braptards deserve euthanasia”

by Inqu’aanate September 3, 2018

Brietard

An extremely racist, sexist and highly egotistical sjw feminist with an abnormally deep hatred towards middle aged Caucasian males, severely lacking in intelligence and cognizance function hence the reasoning of the addition of the "tard" suffix deriving from the term re-tard.

Big Red is quite possibly the most abrasive and annoying brietard on this planet.

by esox9t7 April 21, 2019

Braintard

well educated professional, who makes stupid, illogical decisions in the workplace. Often decisions that are unproductive or cause themselves to look foolish.

We dont know where any of the project files are because the braintard the company hired fired all the project managers as part of his cost cutting scheme.

by Fabulous Bitch July 29, 2007

Britard

Combination of "British" and "Bastard" or "Retard", usually used to express negative feelings towards a british person.

"That Britard just offended me! Look how drunk he is!"
-"I know, they're so rude!"

by Nothingofyourinterest March 6, 2013

Bratarded

When one is extremely deficient at removing the female article of clothing, the bra.

-"Oh my god, Aaron, it's been 4 minutes! I'll do it, you're so bratarded"

-"I don't think he's gotten much action. He was completely bratarded yesterday"

by djgringo June 16, 2010