bradtard

A scummer from Bradford Pennsylvania. This person is usually of low intelligence, on welfare, has neck tattoos, has addiction issues, and multiple children.

Look at that bradtard buying cigarettes and beer with their access card.

by Wicked45 July 13, 2018

Braptard

A fart fetishist who enjoys posting romanised derivations of flatulence in response to images of attractive women bearing their prosteriors.

P1> *posts pic of a fine ass*
P2 (braptard)> “BRAAAAAAAAPPPP OOPS I THINK SHE SHIDDED AND FARDED LOL XDDD”
P1> “Braptards deserve euthanasia”

by Inqu’aanate September 3, 2018

Bratarded

When one is extremely deficient at removing the female article of clothing, the bra.

-"Oh my god, Aaron, it's been 4 minutes! I'll do it, you're so bratarded"

-"I don't think he's gotten much action. He was completely bratarded yesterday"

by djgringo June 16, 2010

bradytard

- an NFL fan that exaggerates Tom Brady’s role in team accomplishments & relies on narrative over facts to create a verifiably false narrative that Tom Brady has had to do more heavy lifting for his team over his career than is actually verifiable with facts

- a sports fan who overstates Tom Brady’s production and abilities as an NFL QB primarily based on statistical data or facts that are the result of things outside of Tom Brady’s role as QB

- a sports fan who overstates Tom Brady’s perception as a professional athlete in order to side-step the fact that he is inferior to his peers when it comes to his level of performance that he actually has control over, I.E. passing, taking sacks, throwing INTs, points per drive on offense, etc.

Saying “Tom Brady does the most with less” or “Tom Brady could throw for 4,000 yards with random people off the street” is a typical Bradytard statement.

by JPMRRJr21118 March 22, 2021

Bradytard

- a sports fan that uses team accomplishments like win-loss records or verifiably untrue narrative a-priori statements; ex: “Brady does more with less”, to overstate how good Tom Brady is at an individual level as a QB

- a sports fan that ignores statistical data & film study that show Brady is inferior to a few of his peers when it comes to individual records or production that is actually within his control as a QB

“Tom Brady is the GOAT of Sports GOATs” is a typical Bradytard statement.

by JPMRR1822182 March 22, 2021

Badtard

When someone accidentally types a 'D' instead of an 'S' when writing bastard. Usually indicating they're a poor retard, and gets mocked for being so.

They're cancelling the Netflix account? Those Badtards!

by Colli.Greenz May 6, 2019

bratard

When a girl is trying to take off her bra without removing any of her clothes first.

Jesus, Jessica, you look like a bratard right now.

by tcarprof February 22, 2015