brandards

Combination of "brand" and "standards".

In an effort to strengthen our company's brand and drive a consistent message to our end-users, we require all franchisees to meet our brandards.

by soccer2ya March 9, 2014

brandando

A male S&M sex toy, best desribed as a cross-between a fleshlight and a Chinese finger trap. Brandando is an antonym of a brannan.

The man pleasured himself with his brandando until he realised he was stuck.

by Captain Tight Pants December 3, 2015

brandalism

The creeping corporatisation of schools, libraries and other public buildings, which are gradually being daubed with company logos and slogans. Coined by graffiti artist Banksy, and expounded on in his book "Wall and Piece"

"Have you been in a Yahoo! taxi yet? Brandalism at its finest", "Our high school has been Brandalized by Pepsi"

by A.Leonard February 23, 2007

brandaddy

the hottest man ever with the biggest dick ever

"sup brandaddy lemme get sum big brancock"

by k_lolziesUwU January 13, 2022

blandard

Derived from the phrase 'bloody standard'. Used to describe something or an act conducted by someone that is excessively standard

1:Fuck man, I got so wasted last nite
2:Yeah dude, that was a blandard rave

by Joe Walford August 27, 2007

Brandalism

When luxury brands become debased, by their vulgar consumers.

When Chavs drink Moet, it's Brandalism.

When Diddy flaunts his Maybach, it's Brandalism.

When Abercrombie & Fitch offers to pay The Situation to NOT wear their clothes, it's a botched response to Brandalism.

When Pauly D is photographed in a faux-rugby shirt, emblazoned with a large Ralph Lauren Polo logo, it's blatant, deliberate, flagrant and egregious Brandalism!

by Abejuan August 22, 2011

Brandaddy

Brandaddy is a young intellectual asian person that has been looked up to by many generations. If you respect your grandad then you would respect Brandaddy too.

Gorl: Notice me senpai!
Brandaddy: If you want me to listen get on your knees and suck!

by magik school bus dropout January 14, 2022