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brandando
A male S&M sex toy, best desribed as a cross-between a fleshlight and a Chinese finger trap. Brandando is an antonym of a brannan.
brandando by Captain Tight Pants December 3, 2015
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brandards • brandaddy • brandalism • brandarius • Bandarask • Bhandarism • blandard • Blandardised • Brackards • brandaesia
brandalism
The creeping corporatisation of schools, libraries and other public buildings, which are gradually being daubed with company logos and slogans. Coined by graffiti artist Banksy, and expounded on in his book "Wall and Piece"
"Have you been in a Yahoo! taxi yet? Brandalism at its finest", "Our high school has been Brandalized by Pepsi"
brandalism by A.Leonard February 23, 2007
brandaddy
brandaddy by k_lolziesUwU January 13, 2022
blandard
Derived from the phrase 'bloody standard'. Used to describe something or an act conducted by someone that is excessively standard
blandard by Joe Walford August 27, 2007
Brandalism
When Chavs drink Moet, it's Brandalism.
When Diddy flaunts his Maybach, it's Brandalism.
When Abercrombie & Fitch offers to pay The Situation to NOT wear their clothes, it's a botched response to Brandalism.
When Pauly D is photographed in a faux-rugby shirt, emblazoned with a large Ralph Lauren Polo logo, it's blatant, deliberate, flagrant and egregious Brandalism!
When Diddy flaunts his Maybach, it's Brandalism.
When Abercrombie & Fitch offers to pay The Situation to NOT wear their clothes, it's a botched response to Brandalism.
When Pauly D is photographed in a faux-rugby shirt, emblazoned with a large Ralph Lauren Polo logo, it's blatant, deliberate, flagrant and egregious Brandalism!
Brandalism by Abejuan August 22, 2011
Brandaddy
Brandaddy is a young intellectual asian person that has been looked up to by many generations. If you respect your grandad then you would respect Brandaddy too.
Brandaddy by magik school bus dropout January 14, 2022
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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