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Bregum is a ugly hideous person, a kid named bregum is a sad cold hardest freak with the nose the size of a plane, usually misbehaved and a bad influence to all his friends.
Mom 1: did you here what that bregum kid did at the party last night?
Mom 2: no what???
Mom 3: ... it was bad ...
bregum by Barrrbra Ann May 16, 2018
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The point or area of the skull where the sagittal and coronal sutures joining the parietal and frontal bones come together.

Also part of the BOFA spectrum of conditions.
Doctor: After extensive testing, we've concluded that your father's Bregma has been severely compromised.

Daughter: Oh my god, how long does he have?
Doctor: We can't be 100 percent certain but it's a similar prognosis to LIGMA and BOFA. You are also at risk, therefore I recommend you try a radical pioneering treatment. It's called Sugondese.

Daughter: Sugondese?
Doctor: Sugondese nutz
Bregma by smegmanutz November 11, 2018
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Khadija Begum 

Khadija is roughly tall, fair, pretty, smart and sporty. She is very funny and a lot of people thinks she's fake but she's not. She is the most competitive and sportiest girl in school. (Probably the best at all sports there). She has excellent taste in clothes and looks great whatever she wears. She's very smart with general knowledge and her strongest subject is either Science or Maths. She's the best in her class at Physical Education. A lot of people admire her for how elegant and comfortable she is with the way she talks to people. She is the Pe teachers 'teachers pet' and is literally the classes Pe teacher. She is great at holding sporty events and after school clubs. She may seem like she has a lot of friends but only trusts a few in her heart. She is both physically and mentally stronger than everyone in her class. Khadijas are really funny they might have lame jokes and laugh at them themselves but you know you find them funny yourself. Khadijas often like blue and are very determined and practical with everything they do. Even giving small comments and appreciations to Khadijas, it means a lot to them. If anyone hurts or says anything rude about someone Khadijas care about, they won't let you get away with it as Khadijas will do anything to protect the people they love. Khadijas are really good at fighting and are very smart intellectually, so NEVER underestimate a Khadija.
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Deep down Khadijas just want to feel loved so don't try to upset khadijas as they're already hurt deep inside. If someone is rude to khadijas or talks bad about them they're obviously jealous of Khadijas. Khadijas are very analytical so they catch on very quick, so if you're trying to hide something from them, you will be caught! Remember always try to keep Khadijas feeling loved and remember you'll be outsmarted by them if you try to do anything bad but they're really cute and sweet inside and may seem very immature and childish, overall keep khadijas in your life!
~ :ohmygod look Khadija Begum is coming, she's so cool always helping people and she's sick at sports XD
Khadija Begum by Ayesha khanom August 2, 2021
Begum is a beautiful and lovely girl. She is a sunshine.
A: did you see begum yesterday ?
B: yeah she was incredible!
Begum by Ari Ana . August 28, 2016

Brogument 

A conflict arising between two Bros on sensitive subject matter such as hair-style, beer-pounding ability, toking capacity, dick-taking maximums, or Polo fashion sense. Usually contained within two Bros, but can be seen to consist of as many as 8.5 Bros depending on the Bro-cial situation. A Brogument often ends with a Bro-backdown, in which one Bro submits his Bro-chismo to a certain degree, until the next Bro-frontation, where the process repeats itself.
Brandon and Pink got into a heated Brogument over the extensiveness of their Sperry Top-Sider collecitons.

After Joe brought his main squeeze to the last Brodown, a Brogument sparked because any Bro knows 'you can't bring your Ho to a Bro...down.'
Brogument by AceFunguy March 21, 2010

shamima begum 

despite it clearly being a name, it is instead a verb; to commit a Shamima Begum is to flee to a war-torn country at the age of 15, support jihadists and then claim citizenship when you want your kid to grow up in a stable environment, the best country in the world...

you know, the one that's not in the EU
"Bro, did you hear what happened to Abdullah?"
"Shit yeah, man. I can't believed he just Shamima Begum'd like that,".

Shuma Begum 

A Shuma Begum is someone with a big batty and is very pretty, sweet and caring but is very paranoid and does not know her good points, is always very superstitious and not many people like her because of her beauty and envy her, but Shuma Begum does not give up that easily, all the boys fancy her, but she is loyal and respects her man, but her man does not always respect her and is not very loyal, a Shuma Begum can be bitchy at times and shows a hard shell but is actually very sensitive.

Also means big ass in chaldean.
Girl- she's Shuma Begum
Boy- she's a hotspice, jheeze
Girl- *envy' I hate her actually, she's Shuma Begum.
Shuma Begum by jasmineconrad. October 23, 2012