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Brogument 

A conflict arising between two Bros on sensitive subject matter such as hair-style, beer-pounding ability, toking capacity, dick-taking maximums, or Polo fashion sense. Usually contained within two Bros, but can be seen to consist of as many as 8.5 Bros depending on the Bro-cial situation. A Brogument often ends with a Bro-backdown, in which one Bro submits his Bro-chismo to a certain degree, until the next Bro-frontation, where the process repeats itself.
Brandon and Pink got into a heated Brogument over the extensiveness of their Sperry Top-Sider collecitons.

After Joe brought his main squeeze to the last Brodown, a Brogument sparked because any Bro knows 'you can't bring your Ho to a Bro...down.'
Brogument by AceFunguy March 21, 2010
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bromentum 

The driving force among a group of friends (bros) during a night of partying. As more "bros" decide to party, the group gains bromentum.
"Dude, everybody's leaving the party! We're losing bromentum!"
bromentum by ZagBro December 29, 2007
When dudes share a special moment with eachother.
The three guys all told eachother they were best friends; they shared a broment.
broment by joshinatorg January 23, 2009

blogment 

A comment left on a blog by a reader. These comments are usually short and relate to the specific content and context of their associated blog entry.
dude: "Hey, man, just left you an awesome blogment. Feel free to read at your leisure."
blogment by joelh April 14, 2008

Bromentia 

A man who stubbornly refuses to age and evolve despite his wrinkled face and sagging nutsack betraying his youthful clothing, bro speak, and hitting the bar scene nightly. Often a motorcycle is his transportation of choice. Sunglasses are always on as they hide the crow's feet.
The Situation is clearly showing the early stages of Bromentia
Bromentia by H0oHa April 3, 2011

bargument 

A debate (on any subject) which takes place in a bar or tavern and is primarily caused by just the right amount of booze.
We got into a bargument over who is more fuckable: Nicole Ritchie or Skeletor.
bargument by GrantG July 7, 2007

blogumentary 

A series of blog entries whose purpose is to document the events within a set time frame or within the scope of a larger event.
There was so much wanton chaos and adventure, I had to write a blogumentary to chronicle the happenings.
blogumentary by Ty A. October 13, 2007