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Brogument

A conflict arising between two Bros on sensitive subject matter such as hair-style, beer-pounding ability, toking capacity, dick-taking maximums, or Polo fashion sense. Usually contained within two Bros, but can be seen to consist of as many as 8.5 Bros depending on the Bro-cial situation. A Brogument often ends with a Bro-backdown, in which one Bro submits his Bro-chismo to a certain degree, until the next Bro-frontation, where the process repeats itself.
Brandon and Pink got into a heated Brogument over the extensiveness of their Sperry Top-Sider collecitons.

After Joe brought his main squeeze to the last Brodown, a Brogument sparked because any Bro knows 'you can't bring your Ho to a Bro...down.'
by AceFunguy March 21, 2010
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bromentum

The driving force among a group of friends (bros) during a night of partying. As more "bros" decide to party, the group gains bromentum.
"Dude, everybody's leaving the party! We're losing bromentum!"
by ZagBro December 29, 2007
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broment

When dudes share a special moment with eachother.
The three guys all told eachother they were best friends; they shared a broment.
by joshinatorg January 23, 2009
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blogment

A comment left on a blog by a reader. These comments are usually short and relate to the specific content and context of their associated blog entry.
dude: "Hey, man, just left you an awesome blogment. Feel free to read at your leisure."
by joelh April 14, 2008
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Bromentia

A man who stubbornly refuses to age and evolve despite his wrinkled face and sagging nutsack betraying his youthful clothing, bro speak, and hitting the bar scene nightly. Often a motorcycle is his transportation of choice. Sunglasses are always on as they hide the crow's feet.
The Situation is clearly showing the early stages of Bromentia
by H0oHa April 3, 2011
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bargument

A debate (on any subject) which takes place in a bar or tavern and is primarily caused by just the right amount of booze.
We got into a bargument over who is more fuckable: Nicole Ritchie or Skeletor.
by GrantG July 7, 2007
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blogumentary

A series of blog entries whose purpose is to document the events within a set time frame or within the scope of a larger event.
There was so much wanton chaos and adventure, I had to write a blogumentary to chronicle the happenings.
by Ty A. October 13, 2007
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