A 90s guy still rockin' a mullet. The high school quarterback from 1993 that just can't let the past go. Hasnt had his hair above his shoulders since junior high.
Holy crap I saw Brad at the grocery store and he was buying Combos and Mountain Dew and still had the mullett!! Talk about trapped in the 90s! What an Achy Breaky Bad Mistaky!
The cutest and most popular name for a stuffed bear in the world. Bearys are usually HUGE, furry, and hugable. Bearys can't talk so they use sign language to communicate. Tend to attract a lot of girls and attention. Bearys HATE washing machines.
Elisa: OMG! Is that a BEARY?
Meghann: Awhhh! Sooo cutee!!!!
Elisa: I WANT IT!
Meghann: NOOOO! HES MINEEEEE!!
Unique and well adjusted. Brealynn can fit in anywhere. She has an amazing sense of humor and a beautiful smile. Her laugh is contagious and can brighten up anyone's day. She is smart and eager to learn. What a blessing Miss Brealynn is!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.