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i can't wait 'til this exam is over, i'm about to have a breaky d
breaky d by LA(dson)TOUR June 2, 2011

Achy Breaky Bad Mistaky 

A 90s guy still rockin' a mullet. The high school quarterback from 1993 that just can't let the past go. Hasnt had his hair above his shoulders since junior high.
Holy crap I saw Brad at the grocery store and he was buying Combos and Mountain Dew and still had the mullett!! Talk about trapped in the 90s! What an Achy Breaky Bad Mistaky!

Achy Breaky Heart 

the only known single of the bitch known as miley cyrus mullet haired redneck dad
Achy Breaky Heart by mannny_540 October 22, 2008

Achy Breaky Heart 

The term used to describe the heart shaped welt left on a womans check face/ass after getting cock slapped by her partner. Common practice in adult movies as an intermission between felatio sessions to postpone dick spit.
I saw this girl at work yesterday that had a strange new welt on her face in the shape of an heart. It was definitely an achy breaky heart she got from her boyfriend that morning.

Achey Breaky Big Mistakey 

A boof in serious need of pimpin', like a mullet.
Damn, someone needs to crimp my boof, it's an achey breaky big mistakey.

Achy Breaky Heart 

When a girl is jerking you off, bust on her hands and then push her down the stairs.
Friend: What happened to your leg!?

Girl: My boyfriend gave me the Achy Breaky Heart.