The act of touching oneself to produce a favorable feeling in the groin area. Usually accompanied by some sort of mental, visual, or audio stimulation to assist in reaching climax.
jerking off; spit-shining the old water pump; waxing the brass candlestick; beating off; playing cards with only one hand on the table; riding the quarter-horse; joining the mile-high club, solo-aviator division; giving in to the hand police; self-actualization; fully realizing your potential
jerking off; spit-shining the old water pump; waxing the brass candlestick; beating off; playing cards with only one hand on the table; riding the quarter-horse; joining the mile-high club, solo-aviator division; giving in to the hand police; self-actualization; fully realizing your potential
No honey, I don't want to tonight, I'm tired from watching Oprah. Why don't you just go masturbate?
That dumb broad got me all worked up and left me; so I had to spit-shine the old water pump manually if ya know what I mean.
Sometimes, when I wake up, I have an erection, so I have to beat off until it goes away. Sometimes, it comes back so I beat off again until it goes away. Once, it kept coming back so I just chopped it off. It hurt bad.
That dumb broad got me all worked up and left me; so I had to spit-shine the old water pump manually if ya know what I mean.
Sometimes, when I wake up, I have an erection, so I have to beat off until it goes away. Sometimes, it comes back so I beat off again until it goes away. Once, it kept coming back so I just chopped it off. It hurt bad.
by jeffro February 25, 2003
by jeFFro April 09, 2004
(Off South Park)
The word Mr. Mackey uses instead of saying "sex" to Ms. Chokesondick in the hit cartoon, South Park.
The word Mr. Mackey uses instead of saying "sex" to Ms. Chokesondick in the hit cartoon, South Park.
by Jeffro June 01, 2007
Arsehole; anus; poop chute; where thy loafs become pinched
The place where excretement is expelled from the body in a glorius flexing of thy muscles producing a satisfying, yet drained feeling.
Also, the entrance for thy penis in homosexual males or in kinky girlies. The latter being the preferred.
The place where excretement is expelled from the body in a glorius flexing of thy muscles producing a satisfying, yet drained feeling.
Also, the entrance for thy penis in homosexual males or in kinky girlies. The latter being the preferred.
I felt weird in my stomach, and then, all of a sudden, a bunch of brown spongy stuff shot out of my rectum! I was left feeling satisfied, yet drained.
I bent over and next thing ya know there was a penis entering my rectum! I was left feeling satisfied, yet drained.
Oops, sorry baby, I didn't mean to slip it in your rectum.
I bent over and next thing ya know there was a penis entering my rectum! I was left feeling satisfied, yet drained.
Oops, sorry baby, I didn't mean to slip it in your rectum.
by jeffro February 25, 2003
1. Nickname (or abbreviation) for the state Alaska.
2. Very potent strain of pot.
3. Nickname for the "AK-47" Assault Rifle
2. Very potent strain of pot.
3. Nickname for the "AK-47" Assault Rifle
1. I'm going back to the AK for summer, gonna catch me some salmon and roll some mean blunts.
2. The west coast has the best AK strains in the world.
3. Imma bust ya crib out wit dis AK.
2. The west coast has the best AK strains in the world.
3. Imma bust ya crib out wit dis AK.
by jeFFro May 20, 2005
The biggest creeper of them all! Someone who stalks, stares too long, doesn't talk to you but looks at you from a distance a lot, uses the word 'creeper' to refer to any male stranger that hits on her, basically out of all the people I've met, Dana Barnes
Dana Barnes would always look at me out of the corner of her eye, would talk to other people about me, using my Facebook mini-feed as a reference (since we were 'friends' on facebook just through mutual people). And one day the weird staring got me thinking, maybe she likes me and I should at least break the ice. Then she calls me a creeper for saying "hi". Wow, I wonder where DAD was growing up, for she has a lot of issues. You, Dana Barnes, are dubbed the Grim Creeper!
by Jeffro January 05, 2009
(n.) 1. A kind of "orgasm" a person feels when they are intensely stoned and feel like they're floating away.
2. Really good weed, or money to get weed.
2. Really good weed, or money to get weed.
"Holy shit, I'm having an izm! Damn this feels good, it's like I'm floating away and I can't feel my legs!"
"Wanna chill, dude? I got some mad izm on me from my homie."
"Wanna chill, dude? I got some mad izm on me from my homie."
by jeFFro April 10, 2004