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to masturbate, to crack one out often involving self fellatio.

pronunciation, like "bear" with an "r"
i cracked a brear yesterday while fixing a computer using linux.
brear by bigbrear June 3, 2011
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A sound that a cat makes some times.
When i stratal my cat Gracy she goes makes the sound brear.
brear by the dillard 123 August 25, 2009
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a word used from an old show to show the wise animals
the brear rabbit,
the brear bear, and so on.

Jake Brear 

Jake Brear is an amazing guy and is very confident with the ladies, he is the type of person who you could fall in love with straight away because of his charm and determination. He is a bit of a player, but when he gets a girlfriend he treats them care and love. He is an allround nice guy and is a friend for life, YOU SHOULD GET TO KNOW THIS GUY!
Elizabeth: have you seen jake today he looks so handsome.

Jake Brear: Hello gorgeous...
Olivia: Hello :)
Jake Brear: Are you not tired? because youve been running through my mind all day! ;)
Jake Brear by snakes100 October 19, 2011

We Bare Bear Jay 

Having oral sex while watching We Bare Bears or any other cartoon.
Him; laughing
Her; Are laughing during this We Bare Bear Jay?
Him; Pan Pan is killing me in this scene!

Sugar Bear 

A Sugar Bear is a short, pudgy female who is obsessed with things like Cocaine, MDMA, Ketamine, and other mind altering powdery substances. Normally found at festivals and renaissance events, this person will use whatever means necessary to either obtain the powder they want, whether that is by kind means or deceptive means depends on the Sugar Bear's mood that day. Sugar Bears are excellent at hiding their addiction and are usually identified by their bubbly personalities and surprisingly low intelligence. They usually claim they do not do these sorts of things as well to add to their facade.
"Hey that redheaded girl I met today at the faire was really sweet, we are going out later this week!"
"Dude that's a Sugar Bear, you are probably going to find yourself buying her something or she's just going to slip it out of your wallet, she screwed over Erik last week on one of their 'dates' and now his credit card is missing!"
Sugar Bear by B00mb0xxx June 3, 2023

Bear chin 

Did you see her camel toe? Did you see his moose knuckle? No, but I did see its bear chin.
Bear chin by Shims October 26, 2022
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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