breadward

bread's full name.

"hey did you see breadward?" "yeah he's at trayvon vert's trap house."

by EducatedMom69 December 14, 2017

Bedward

The romantic coupling of literary characters Edward Cullen and Bella Swan.

Bedward-- does no one else find the a lecherous 108 year old virgin lusting after a seventeen-year-old creepy?

by spacer_ January 16, 2009

Breedtard

Unemployed person surviving purely on state benefit and never worked in their life and producing kids in order to claim further benefit.

Sharon is a f***ing breedtard... that's her sixth kid in the last 2 years! she's never done a days work in her life and is claiming more money from the government than I'm earning in full time work!

by Nobby999 November 2, 2012

breaktarded

The act of suggesting a delicious breakfast hang over cure, typically served post-breakfast time, consisting of bizarre ingredients and usually ends in repulsion and revulsion. Sometimes ends friendships. May result in anal vomiting.

Jane: 'So guys, how do you like my hangover cure?'

White Thunder: 'Peanut butter, egg, and cheese on toast was totally breaktarded. Get out.'

by The Breaktarded Club October 16, 2011

Brettward

Brettward is a sexual position invented in tribute to a irish duo, it involves 3 grown men in a doggy / handstand approach to anal intercourse

Brettward was amazing last night i can hardly walk today

by Bait needle January 7, 2021

Breastward

During sexual activity and generally during foreplay, the slow but tedious movement of the mouth and hands towards the female breasts for exploration and stimulation.

I made out with Rachel last night and my breastward movement paid off.

by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018

Bedward Moves

Masturbating/ Having Sexual relations with Jedward

Ooh I'm gonna have to make some bedward moves

by JackJJr February 19, 2019