breadward
breadward by EducatedMom69 December 14, 2017
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Breedtard
Unemployed person surviving purely on state benefit and never worked in their life and producing kids in order to claim further benefit.
breaktarded
The act of suggesting a delicious breakfast hang over cure, typically served post-breakfast time, consisting of bizarre ingredients and usually ends in repulsion and revulsion. Sometimes ends friendships. May result in anal vomiting.
Jane: 'So guys, how do you like my hangover cure?'
White Thunder: 'Peanut butter, egg, and cheese on toast was totally breaktarded. Get out.'
White Thunder: 'Peanut butter, egg, and cheese on toast was totally breaktarded. Get out.'
breaktarded by The Breaktarded Club October 16, 2011
Brettward
Brettward is a sexual position invented in tribute to a irish duo, it involves 3 grown men in a doggy / handstand approach to anal intercourse
Brettward by Bait needle January 7, 2021
Breastward
During sexual activity and generally during foreplay, the slow but tedious movement of the mouth and hands towards the female breasts for exploration and stimulation.
Breastward by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018
Bedward Moves
Bedward Moves by JackJJr February 19, 2019
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