breaktarded

The act of suggesting a delicious breakfast hang over cure, typically served post-breakfast time, consisting of bizarre ingredients and usually ends in repulsion and revulsion. Sometimes ends friendships. May result in anal vomiting.

Jane: 'So guys, how do you like my hangover cure?'

White Thunder: 'Peanut butter, egg, and cheese on toast was totally breaktarded. Get out.'

breaktarded by The Breaktarded Club October 16, 2011

Bratarded 

When one is extremely deficient at removing the female article of clothing, the bra.

-"Oh my god, Aaron, it's been 4 minutes! I'll do it, you're so bratarded"

-"I don't think he's gotten much action. He was completely bratarded yesterday"

Bratarded by djgringo June 16, 2010

Freaktarded 

A freaky retarded situation.

There's a cannibal that moved in next door, it's freaktarded.

"What happened to Jenny?"
"I don't know it's freaktarded."

Freaktarded by Caracreatesawesomewords February 1, 2010

freaktarded 

is a way to describe something mind blowing and/or boggling, insanium in the cranium, etc.
Actually no,it is a way to describe someone or something that is a cross between a freak and a retard.

Courtney Brossel is freaktarded.

Merry Christmas.

freaktarded by mischief_managed31 December 22, 2010

Breetarded 

Being breetarded or the act of being a breetard is when one falls for Brees lies and decitfull personality only to find out later they were dupped.

Man I was really breetarded last night and believed she was telling the truth.

Breetarded by HRH Jaaga May 30, 2019

beautarded 

adj. So retarded it's beautiful. Blend of "beautiful" and "retarded". (Not to be confused with craptastic, which has negative connotations.)

(After reading the Adventures of Dr. McNinja)
"That's......that's.....beautarded. I love it."

beautarded by RotJ November 5, 2005

beautarded 

When someone says something so stupid you question if they might be mentally challenged, but they're pretty so they get away with it.

"Man, that hottie says some dumb s*** but she's fine as hell. Straight beautarded!"

beautarded by ianvogue May 13, 2014