breadtard

A libtard who watched too much breadtube.

Person 1: did you watch the new nickisnotgreen video?
Person 2: no I’m not a breadtard

by pixelmoose February 12, 2024

Readtard

A person who cannot understand anything when reading.

I am such a readtard, i cant understand this book, let alone do the questions for it.

by Raymaas15 May 13, 2009

brextard

Particularly dense variety of Brexit voter with zero capacity for rational independent thought and a sub-zero grasp of English grammar. Often found polluting sensible online discussions with an endless stream of repetitive drivel.

Brextard: “we had r vote get over it snowflake,,, out means out so shut up”
Normal human: oh dear, he’s gone full brextard.

by DottorCasa January 14, 2019

Brexitard

An individual so deranged in the pursuit of Brexit, that they seemingly lose all capabilities of demonstrating logic and reason. This often co-insides with an inability to form meaningful sentences longer than 3 words e.g. "Brexit means Brexit".

Can be easily identified via a mix of, but not exclusively; a love for Margaret Thatcher, unease around anyone of darker complexion, or excessive consumption of Lager (typically Stella Artois).

"Bloody remoaners. Brexit means Brexit. Where my beer? "

I see the Brexitards have made an appearance then.

by SpiritedIndividual January 4, 2021

Braptard

A fart fetishist who enjoys posting romanised derivations of flatulence in response to images of attractive women bearing their prosteriors.

P1> *posts pic of a fine ass*
P2 (braptard)> “BRAAAAAAAAPPPP OOPS I THINK SHE SHIDDED AND FARDED LOL XDDD”
P1> “Braptards deserve euthanasia”

by Inqu’aanate September 3, 2018

beartard

element of bear

element of retard

noun


1 generic name for foolish or disturbed forum poster suffering from delusions of granduer and bouts of paranoid fantasy

2 common zooological name for swamp dwelling troll

3 narcissistic forum creature more concerned with preservation of own self esteem than facts

4 common name for user who has been multi banned for being a self destructing moron

Bob always has to be king of the forums. He's such a beartard.

by micks_folly March 25, 2009

Beardtard

The beard of popular youtuber, ShayCarl, of the Shaytards. The beard lived from 2007-Jan 1 2010. He shaved his beard live on blogtv.

1: Hey, did you hear?
2: What?
1: Shaycarl finally shaved the beardtard!
2: OMG! NO WAY!
1: Yeah. He looks so much better!

by Lyndsay Cal January 3, 2010