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The one year anniversary of a relationship, so named because the relationship is "paper-solid", much like a diamond anniversary signifies that the relationship is unbreakable.
by spacer_ July 31, 2009
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Can also be used to refer to a period of excessive unhealthy eating.
Examples include: bacon fried in grease, scones and clotted cream, battered mars bars.
Can also be used to refer to a period of excessive unhealthy eating.
Examples include: bacon fried in grease, scones and clotted cream, battered mars bars.
"scones and clotted cream, I can't get enough of them. But srsly what an artery fuck."
"today was a total artery fuck, what with that battered mars bar for lunch followed by a large portion of chips with extra salt."
"today was a total artery fuck, what with that battered mars bar for lunch followed by a large portion of chips with extra salt."
by spacer_ October 8, 2009
Get the artery fuck mug.A failed writing exercise of Stephenie Meyer's. In an attempt to prove wrong the critics who claimed she could not write a less imaginative and original book than Twilight and because she ran out of ideas for 'new' stories and she wanted to squeeze every last drop of money out of the Twilight franchise, Meyer decided to simply rewrite the original book from a different point of view, hiding her greed and lack of originality by calling it a 'character development' exercise which 'got out of hand'. This of course is false as it implies that Edward Cullen, the one-dimensional protagonist of this exercise, has a character to be developed.
The exercise was abandoned when an incomplete draft was leaked and, tragically, Meyer felt it was too 'huge a violation of my rights as an author, not to mention me as a human being' to continue. Read: she realised there was no money left in it. Some people contend that the readers of the Twilight franchise are so mentally retarded they would have bought copies anyway.
The exercise was abandoned when an incomplete draft was leaked and, tragically, Meyer felt it was too 'huge a violation of my rights as an author, not to mention me as a human being' to continue. Read: she realised there was no money left in it. Some people contend that the readers of the Twilight franchise are so mentally retarded they would have bought copies anyway.
Meyer claimed Midnight Sun 'adds a new dimension to the Twilight story'. Considering how one-dimensional the original tale is you'd think this was achievable, but apparently not for her..
by spacer_ June 16, 2010
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by spacer_ May 21, 2008
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Rory: "I was up. Come on in."
Girl 1: "We lauralei-ed a few places and found the good coffee."
Rory: "Lauralei-ed?"
Girl 2: "Checked places out."
Girl 1: "Seemed like the appropriate word."
Girl one seems to like talking.
to lauralei.
Rory: "I was up. Come on in."
Girl 1: "We lauralei-ed a few places and found the good coffee."
Rory: "Lauralei-ed?"
Girl 2: "Checked places out."
Girl 1: "Seemed like the appropriate word."
Girl one seems to like talking.
to lauralei.
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Get the SPAG mug.1. A genuine medical condition, caused by over eating. Symptoms include having fingers so fat you're unable to type correctly, and never ever getting laid.
2. Caused by tiredness and laziness. Not concentrating on typing you make embarrasing typos.
Cannot be abbreviated to ffs.
2. Caused by tiredness and laziness. Not concentrating on typing you make embarrasing typos.
Cannot be abbreviated to ffs.
1. "Christ have you seen Alex's fingers? They're like fuckin sausages!"
"don't be so harsh, he has fat finger syndrome."
2. but wer'e not giong shoippng lvoe!
"don't be so harsh, he has fat finger syndrome."
2. but wer'e not giong shoippng lvoe!
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