Breastward
During sexual activity and generally during foreplay, the slow but tedious movement of the mouth and hands towards the female breasts for exploration and stimulation.
Breastward by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018
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breastados unidos
breastados unidos by DanPants June 11, 2006
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Breastward • breastboarding • Breastwurst • Beastard • beastware • Brashward • breadtard • breadward • breaktarded • breastados unidos
breaktarded
The act of suggesting a delicious breakfast hang over cure, typically served post-breakfast time, consisting of bizarre ingredients and usually ends in repulsion and revulsion. Sometimes ends friendships. May result in anal vomiting.
Jane: 'So guys, how do you like my hangover cure?'
White Thunder: 'Peanut butter, egg, and cheese on toast was totally breaktarded. Get out.'
White Thunder: 'Peanut butter, egg, and cheese on toast was totally breaktarded. Get out.'
breaktarded by The Breaktarded Club October 16, 2011
Breastarber shop
A barber shop/salon that specializes in men's haircuts by exceptionally attractive stylists; usually required to wear uniforms that just happen to be on the skimpy side. Not necessarily a bad thing.
"Dude, that's a tight fade, where'd you get it?" "Oh, up at the Breastarber Shop 'round the corner." "I bet she has more schooling than Officer Smith over there." "Haha, true that."
Breastarber shop by Darth Axxumus November 10, 2016
Brettward
Brettward is a sexual position invented in tribute to a irish duo, it involves 3 grown men in a doggy / handstand approach to anal intercourse
Brettward by Bait needle January 7, 2021
Breastwurst
A term related to tittyfucking which describes either; the penis during the act of tittyfucking (noun)
or
The act of sliding one's throbbing knob, forward and aft, between two FEMALE breasts until which time a MALE orgasm is achieved. (verb)
or
The act of sliding one's throbbing knob, forward and aft, between two FEMALE breasts until which time a MALE orgasm is achieved. (verb)
The young woman had such a soft ample bosom, one couldn't help but give her the breastwurst. (noun)
"Shawty, I'm sprung and yo tits looking fire! Let's breastwurst. (verb)
"Shawty, I'm sprung and yo tits looking fire! Let's breastwurst. (verb)
Breastwurst by GuantanamoBayStaycation May 16, 2023
breadward
breadward by EducatedMom69 December 14, 2017
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