Breastward

During sexual activity and generally during foreplay, the slow but tedious movement of the mouth and hands towards the female breasts for exploration and stimulation.

I made out with Rachel last night and my breastward movement paid off.

by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018

breastados unidos

A busty latino-american woman; the breasts of a latino-american woman.

Check out the breastados unidos on Rosaria.

by DanPants June 11, 2006

breaktarded

The act of suggesting a delicious breakfast hang over cure, typically served post-breakfast time, consisting of bizarre ingredients and usually ends in repulsion and revulsion. Sometimes ends friendships. May result in anal vomiting.

Jane: 'So guys, how do you like my hangover cure?'

White Thunder: 'Peanut butter, egg, and cheese on toast was totally breaktarded. Get out.'

by The Breaktarded Club October 16, 2011

Breastarber shop

A barber shop/salon that specializes in men's haircuts by exceptionally attractive stylists; usually required to wear uniforms that just happen to be on the skimpy side. Not necessarily a bad thing.

"Dude, that's a tight fade, where'd you get it?" "Oh, up at the Breastarber Shop 'round the corner." "I bet she has more schooling than Officer Smith over there." "Haha, true that."

by Darth Axxumus November 10, 2016

Brettward

Brettward is a sexual position invented in tribute to a irish duo, it involves 3 grown men in a doggy / handstand approach to anal intercourse

Brettward was amazing last night i can hardly walk today

by Bait needle January 7, 2021

Breastwurst

A term related to tittyfucking which describes either; the penis during the act of tittyfucking (noun)

or

The act of sliding one's throbbing knob, forward and aft, between two FEMALE breasts until which time a MALE orgasm is achieved. (verb)

The young woman had such a soft ample bosom, one couldn't help but give her the breastwurst. (noun)

"Shawty, I'm sprung and yo tits looking fire! Let's breastwurst. (verb)

by GuantanamoBayStaycation May 16, 2023

breadward

bread's full name.

"hey did you see breadward?" "yeah he's at trayvon vert's trap house."

by EducatedMom69 December 14, 2017