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Another word for "bedtime", first taken from the Simpsons' episode where Lisa tells Bart to go to bed, but Bart mishears her as saying go to bread.

Lisa: Go to bed!

Bart goes to the kitchen and eats bread.

Lisa: WTFGTFO GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP!

Bart: Oh, "go to bed"! I thought you said "go to BREAD"!

Thus it was breadtime for Bart.

breadtime by treedog669 December 14, 2011

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ceo of bedtime

the homie that controls the powers allowed to thy regarding your daily melatonin cycle.

CEO of Bedtime said i need to be asleep by 8:00 pm
Me on my way to speak with the CEO of Bedtime

ceo of bedtime by goopygibson September 15, 2019

Breasties before Testes

When you put your girl friends before your boyfriend; An alternative to woes before bros.

Jim:"So, Carol, are you going out to dinner with the guys and me tonight?
Carol:"No, sorry Jim"
Jim:"I thought that you said earlier that you could go"
Carol:"Brittany and I are watching Netflix tonight, breasties before testes!

Breasties before Testes by M.Hessler May 4, 2015

Bedtime Rituals

The things you do before you go to bed, often the same things every night.

These things may include, brushing your teeth, taking out contacts, etc.

I'm off to do my bedtime rituals, then I'm going to sleep, good night!

Bedtime Rituals by Srsballer August 18, 2009

bedtimetwt

a combination of the sleepytwt (techno, wilbur, philza) and dttwt (dream, georgenotfound, sapnap) fan bases on twitter.

“oh yea i’m on bedtimetwt”

“cool i’m on kpoptwt”

bedtimetwt by Bridget_At_The_Disco July 15, 2020

BreadTube

A community of left-wing youtubers and the subreddit associated with them. A reference to Anarchist Peter Kropotkin's 1892 book, The Conquest of Bread. Some of the youtubers associated with it include ContraPoints, hbomberguy, Shaun, ThreeArrows, PhilosophyTube and more

Two breadtube videos dropped last friday !

BreadTube by @realKropotkin January 21, 2019

Bedtime Story

Discussing via phone or text what one person would like to do to the other in reference to sexual intercourse and/or foreplay.
Masturbation is usually involved in this act.

"Dude, I told this girl a bedtime story last night and she moaned so loud!"

Bedtime Story by suckmycorn February 1, 2009

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026