Discussing via phone or text what one person would like to do to the other in reference to sexual intercourse and/or foreplay.
Masturbation is usually involved in this act.
Masturbation is usually involved in this act.
by suckmycorn February 2, 2009
The act of pulling out the porn just before sleeping and having a wank before passing out asleep. A common practice amongst teenage boys, as well as self-proclaimed celibates.
Man - "So what did you get up to last night ?"
Colleague - "Not much, just watched tv and read myself a bedtime story"
Colleague - "Not much, just watched tv and read myself a bedtime story"
by Ngoc8r February 10, 2007
by Vpdotcom March 28, 2009
When you break out the jar of peanut butter mixed with jelly and get a bedtime story and let your dog lick it off.
by Lotsolols May 19, 2018
by Chris Mitchell May 27, 2003
by DIE May 28, 2003
A: Let's read an adult bedtime story tonight shall we?
B: Sure.
A: A long time ago, in a swamp far far away, there lived a lonely ogre. Then one day... Zzz...zzz...
B: Sure.
A: A long time ago, in a swamp far far away, there lived a lonely ogre. Then one day... Zzz...zzz...
by Pseunonymous July 14, 2017