brandjob

Noun, Adj. An act of flattery involving the gratuitous promotion of another company's brand or product.

Wired magazine totally gives Apple a brandjob every month with their What's On Your iPod column.

by holycola August 21, 2003

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Blandjob

The act of getting a blowjob while recieving a handjob at the same time is known as a blandjob...but dont let the name fool you... blandjobs are without a doubt the best part of blowjob week

Steven: so u get laid last night?
Martyn: nah dude, its blowjob week.
Steven: ouch!
Martyn: yo stfu bitch! My ho gave (referring to his cock) Iron Man a blandjob.....now that takes co-ordination.
Steven: wtf's a blandjob?
Martyn: (sighs)fuckin idiot.

by Martyn with a 'y' bitches May 1, 2008

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blandjob

A lazy blowjob that eventually turns into a handjob.

(Blow + Hand) + Job = BlandJob

bland - /blænd/ (adjective):
lacking in special interest, liveliness, individuality, etc.; insipid; dull

That prostitute only gave me a blandjob! I want my money back.

by X13 November 13, 2006

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Blandjob

The act of giving a hand-heavy blowjob that results in boredom.

Bro she went down on me last night, but it was totally lame... all hand, a total blandjob.

I thought I was going to get some quality head but this chick relied on her hand the whole time--goddamn blandjob.

This girl I met at a bar looked like the type that enjoys giving some head. Needless to say I was surprised to get such a blandjob. I could have stayed home, saved the drink money, and wanked it myself.

by Horrice McCuthery July 20, 2009

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